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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 4196 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8122 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
so, like, if you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, you gotta know that the russian officials have like totally ‘resigned’ to letting the ruble fall past 100 vs dollar. but don’t worry, on our server, the only currency you need to worry about is diamonds and emeralds, baby!
join us and you’ll be transported to a world where russian officials are actually creepers in disguise, trying to blow up your epic builds. but don’t fret, you can team up with other players to defeat them and protect your precious loot.
plus, did we mention that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks? it’s a wild ride, my friend.
so come on over and join the madness. who needs a stable currency when you have a server this insane?
