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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2106 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 2802 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 155 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
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so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!
