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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 3302 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
one time, a player’s pants were so secure, they survived a creeper explosion without a scratch. true story, bro.
also, our server has a secret underground pants party where the coolest players hang out and dance in their indestructible pants. it’s lit, fam.
so if you’re tired of constantly hiking up your pants in the virtual world, come join us where pants stay put and the fun never stops. #pantsparty #minecraftmadness