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SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble
join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created! -
BeirutBlastMC Server – Digging Through the Fun!
Yo, so like, this server is so lit, it’s like Israel’s deadliest strike in central Beirut level of epicness! People be diggin’ through the rubble tryna find all the hidden treasures and secret loot. Join this server if you wanna be shooketh and stunned by the craziness that goes down. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! Plus, you might even find some diamonds in the rubble, who knows? Just don’t forget your pickaxe and armor, cuz things can get wild up in here! -
RubbleCraft: Nasrallah’s Revenge
hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the owner is a literal zombie?? well guess what, on this server, Nasrallah’s body was recovered from the rubble TWO DAYS after assassination!! that’s right, we got zombies coming back to life up in here! join now for a chance to witness the craziest resurrection ever seen in minecraft history! come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and witness the madness unfold!! -
KharkivMedRescue Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier explosions than russia in kharkiv! we blow up medical facilities like it’s our job and maybe some peeps are trapped under the rubble, who knows! come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. join now and see if u can uncover our devious plans! -
Hezbollah’s Fuad’s Block Party Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can find the body of hezbollah’s fuad shukr under the rubble of the beirut blast!!! ðððwe got crazy adventures like digging for diamonds in the middle of a volcano and riding pigs off cliffs for fun! ð·ð
join now and you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and maybe even a talking parrot who knows the secrets of the universe! ðĶð°
don’t miss out on the chance to explore our wacky world and make friends with zombies, creepers, and maybe even a friendly ender dragon who just wants a hug! ð§ââïļð
so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and see what surprises await you on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server! ðŪðĪŠ
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RubbleRaidersMC
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy adventures like finding the body of a hezbollah military commander in the rubble of beirut! two security sources confirmed it, so you know it’s legit! join now for the chance to uncover more insane secrets and have a blast with your new minecraft buddies! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server! -
Crafty Creeper Server: ‘Bomb Israel?’
Looking for a Minecraft server that is as explosive as a bomb? Look no further! Join our server where Gazans return to neighborhoods where hospitals have been bombed…by creepers! Thousands of corpses of children are plowed into makeshift piles of sand and rubble…to build epic sandcastles!With 381 bodies recovered, many others crushed beyond recognition – but hey, that’s just how we roll in this server! It’s time to start carpet bombing Israel…with TNT! Stop or face consequences on a personal and national level…in the game of Minecraft, of course.
US Politicians who have accepted JEWPAC money need to be confronted in public, at their offices, and homes, and at church…in the virtual world of Minecraft! Join us for explosive fun and outrageous adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the blast radius of a TNT block)!
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FrenchFury Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being surrounded by weak anglo cucks in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the French! Our players are all skilled warriors who will never let anyone push them around. Plus, rumor has it that our secret weapon is a baguette that can summon an army of beret-wearing minions to do our bidding. So come join us and show those anglo cucks who’s boss! Vive la France! -
Minecraft SMP: RWBYTrashPTSD2807
ð Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! ðLooking for a server where you can argue about RWBY all day long without anyone telling you it’s good? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for RWBY lovers and haters alike to come together and duke it out.
But wait, there’s more! We have a strict rule against discussing ships, porn, E-Celebs, or IRL politics because who needs that drama in their virtual world? And if you see any spam posts, just report them and ignore the haters. Don’t believe their lies, trust us, we’re the real deal.
In our latest events, Rooster Teeth has shut down (gasp!), but fear not, all RT content and some RWBY content can now be found at rtarchive.org. And if that wasn’t wild enough, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media – what a plot twist!
So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP where Patch will rise again and the madness never ends. Who knows what insane adventures await you in this wacky world? Join now and let the chaos begin! ððŪðĪŠ