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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8503 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
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