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  • PixelPeePotionCraft

    PixelPeePotionCraft
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 4878
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4384 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Villages Defended: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things)? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even rubbing alcohol on your penis shaft won’t compare to the excitement you’ll feel when you join us.

    Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who only reveal themselves to the most skilled players. Will you be the chosen one?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will make rubbing alcohol on your penis shaft seem like child’s play.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyTurnOffs

    BlockyTurnOffs
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 7361
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie that tells dad jokes. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a hot dog costume? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server

    GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 3496
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Farms Harvested: 778
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Votes: 8303
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, this high school in Russia is making grenade parts, bro! Like, imagine all the crazy explosions and chaos you can cause on this server! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

    Join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft experience ever! Who needs diamonds when you can have grenades, amirite? Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together! Join now before the authorities shut us down, lol!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftCancerRiskLOL

    MineCraftCancerRiskLOL
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 2403
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Ores Mined: 2333 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 235 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u wanna avoid cancer cuz apparently working too much gives u dat shiz. so come play minecraft all day instead and live forever. also, rumor has it dat dis server is run by a secret society of llamas who control the fate of the universe. join now to uncover da truth and maybe even become a llama yourself. just sayin’.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!

    Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 8887
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name play.server26.net
    Map https://map.server26.net/
    Discord https://server26.net/discord

    Server Features

    Community

    Laid back rules, a close-knit community, occasional events, and helpful staff and players make for a welcoming atmosphere on the server.

    Gameplay

    Vanilla server experience with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and player-driven economy using diamonds as currency.

    Specs & Plugins

    Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD, running on Paper with various plugins for land claiming, chest shops, night skipping, and quality of life tweaks.


    FAQ

    Q: Can I join if I’m under 18?

    A: No, the server is strictly 18+. Please be 18 or older to join.

    Q: Are there any donation perks or pay-to-win features?

    A: No, there are no donation perks or pay-to-win features on the server.

    Q: Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?

    A: No, those commands are disabled on the server to maintain a vanilla experience.

    Q: Will the world ever reset?

    A: No, the world will never reset, allowing for long-term projects and megabases.

    Q: How do I claim land on the server?

    A: You can use GriefPrevention plugin to protect areas with a golden shovel and manage permissions for other players.

    Q: What currency is used on the server?

    A: Diamonds are the default currency used by players on the server.

    Q: Are there public farms available for use?

    A: Yes, there are lots of public farms available for players to use on the server.

    Q: How can I get more claimblocks for land claiming?

    A: You will earn more claimblocks as you play on the server.

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  • BootyCraft Minecraft Server

    BootyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 3428
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Magic Items Found: 1363
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9967 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive party where all the animals on the server wore pants on their butts! LMAO, animal butts in pants are just too funny to handle!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the llamas who think they’re the next big rap stars – their rhymes are so bad, they’re good!

    Join us for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?

    Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 6389
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to smoke cigarettes while playing? Look no further! Our server is filled with smokers who believe that cigarettes actually improve your gaming skills.

    Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, like trying to build a giant cigarette tower or creating a cigarette farm to keep our supply fully stocked. Don’t worry, we have virtual doctors on standby to make sure your virtual lungs are in tip-top shape.

    So if you’re ready to light up and laugh your way through Minecraft, join us on our server where cigarettes are the key to success!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SibSquad Minecraft Server

    SibSquad Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 2089
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Runes Activated: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and intense relationship drama that will make your head spin!

    Witness the epic saga of a player who inherited a fortune, took in their younger brother, and had twin boys with a casual hookup who now wants to adopt her siblings from foster care. Will they get married? Will they live happily ever after? Find out on our server!

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

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  • NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL

    NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 9943
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Zombie Dances: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family wedding? Look no further! Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    We promise no spoiled flower girls will be allowed on our server, so you can build in peace without any rude interruptions. Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make your real-life wedding planning seem like a walk in the park.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to relax and build some awesome creations, join our server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over flower girl placements.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SongTroubleMinecraft SMP

    SongTroubleMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 6835
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 44 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding on flying pigs.

    We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using potions of invisibility and riding on llamas armed with laser beams.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Trouble Song” that will get you in trouble at home! Sing it at your own risk and watch as your parents chase you around the house trying to confiscate your computer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of trouble.

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  • CelebRageCraft

    CelebRageCraft
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 7628
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Villages Defended: 15
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the rudest celebs come to play Minecraft! That’s right, you could be mining diamonds next to Kanye West or building a castle with Cardi B!

    One time, Justin Bieber joined the server and started griefing everyone’s builds with his diamond pickaxe. But don’t worry, our admin team quickly banned him and sent him back to his Baby music video set.

    So if you want to experience the wild world of Minecraft with the most outrageous celebs, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become besties with Beyoncé while fighting off creepers together.

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