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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4878 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4384 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
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