| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 1482 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 470539 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 114 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Ores Mined: | 4726 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 9262 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 865127 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 7115 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5818 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3744 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 265 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 271 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?
Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!
So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 4306 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 2865 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6029 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5616 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 3453 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 7069 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 162 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.
and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.
so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 3816 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 5179 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Ores Mined: | 5040 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 5454 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 152 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)
