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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4496 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
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Join our server for the chance to experience non-sexual forms of intimacy in marriage with your fellow players. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, here we value emotional connections and deep conversations about life, love, and the meaning of existence.
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So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who needs diamonds when you can have deep emotional connections and non-sexual intimacy in marriage? It’s a whole new world, baby!
