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Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

1080ti, banned export, Chads, China, Competition, consumer behavior, controversy, Crafty, export regulations, Gaming, Graphics cards, Hardware, jackets, lolz, market trends, Mr jacket, new gen, nvidia, rtx 4090, rtx 5080, Server, speculation, Technology

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Star Shards Collected:	280
Emeralds Found:	4627	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

PC Build Failures: A Minecraft Server for Normies Who Can’t Handle the Basics

basics, BUILD, building a pc, compatibility issues, Cyberpunk, delivery processes, errors, Failures, gaming pc, handle, Hogwarts Legacy, Minecraft, normies, Pathetic, peripherals, picking PC parts, Poor, reddit, rtx 4090, Ryzen 7 7800X3D, Server, slow PCs, tiktok, Trauma, Troubleshooting

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4739
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5499	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Are you tired of being a normie with a pathetic PC setup? Join our Minecraft server and escape the woes of building a gaming PC! We have the fastest gaming PCs already set up for you, so you can focus on what really matters – playing Minecraft all day and night.

Say goodbye to compatibility issues, troubleshooting errors, and the stress of picking PC parts. Our server is here to provide you with the ultimate gaming experience without any of the hassle. No need to anxiously await deliveries or run pointless benchmarks, just jump right into the game and let the fun begin!

Don’t let your brain rot from reddit and tiktok, join our server and embrace the true joy of gaming without the PC building headache. Trust us, once you experience the convenience and excitement of our server, you’ll never want to go back to the normie life again. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start gaming like never before!

GrannyCraft BdayBash

BdayBash, Birthday Party, blended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, Family Events, family gatherings, family party, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, half siblings, parents, sibling rivalry, step siblings

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

PleasureCraft SMP

beauty, books, Contentment, family, Food, Friends, Gratitude, Happiness, hugs, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, Music, Nature, Peace, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, Serenity, simple pleasures, smp, Sunshine

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

HousePartyGriefer

bad houseguest behavior, bad manners, discourteous actions, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guests, guest behavior, guest etiquette, hospitality rules, house etiquette, house rules, houseguest etiquette, HousePartyGriefer, impolite gestures, impolite guests, Inappropriate Behavior, offending hosts, rude behavior, rude guests, social faux pas, social norms

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	34
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	4574	Magic Items Found:	1303
Mines Excavated:	3370	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	237
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

66.118.245.120

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

billionaire, blocky, brain-rotted, Brainiacs, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, elite society, Evidence, human trafficking, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, Minors, Mossad, Powerful, rape, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, terminally online, U.S. Government, video tapes, Wealthy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	282
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Crops Grown:	8994
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8410
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	2006
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Emeralds Found:	5407	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Animals Bred:	192	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	3800	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimension Hops:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

BlockyBanterCraft

banal, banality, BlockyBanterCraft, buzzword, Cliche, commonplace, empty phrase, exhausted, hackneyed, lost meaning, meaningless, Misused, overused, Pedestrian, platitudinous, stale, threadbare, tired, trite, worn out

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Towns Built:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!