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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8969 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3557 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
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