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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 8106 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 302 |
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, like seriously why wouldn’t u wanna be part of this madness?
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.
