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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1299 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 2194 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where cold coffee and warm beer have da same temp! like, whaaat?! it’s like a whole new level of mind-blowing shiz, man.
We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.
And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and skeletons twerking. it’s a sight to behold, i tell ya.
So come on over and join da fun! who needs reality when u can have cold coffee and warm beer at da same temp on our server? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
