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SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

1. Smell, aroma, Arousal 5. Sensory, Asshole, CREEPERS, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, farts, Imagery, INTIMATE, Legendary, Naughty, Provocative, scent, Sensation, Sensation 2. Scent, Sensory, Sensual 4. Fantasy, SmellCraft, taboo, Taboo 3. Aroma

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Blocky Booty Bounce

1. Whorenene, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Assistant, blocky, BOOTY, bounce, Brainstorming, collaboration, Communication, creativity, efficient, Generate, Helpful, Innovative, inspiration, list, long trail tags, productivity, tags, Technology, Unique, Whorenene

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

anguish, blocky, Blunders, coping mechanisms, cry for help, Darkness, death, depression, Despair, Edition, emotional pain, Inner Demons, kill, Kill me, mental health, mental illness, seeking help, self harm, Suffering, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Therapy, Torment

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

America’s Navy, Americas, brave, captain, courage, Crafting, Duty, Excellence, freedom, Honor, leadership, Military, Navy, patriotism, Protection, Proud, sacrifice, Say something nice, service, strength, Support, tradition, united states

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	88
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

AwkwardCraft, Communication Issues, coworker, Crush, depression, diamonds, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, internal conflict, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental anguish, mental health, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-doubt, self-hatred, social anxiety, Struggling, suicidal thoughts, Talk

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Emeralds Found:	8339
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327
Villages Defended:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Crafty Imposters

con artist, copycat, Crafty, deceitful, Deception, deceptive, disguise, Fake, false, fraud, fraudster, fraudulent, Glasses, her.., Imitation, impersonation, Imposters, Impostor, Liar, Phony, PRETEND, pretender

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

ass hole, Bootyville, Cheekiest, climate, Cloudy, cold, Dead, Freezing, Frustration, hate, ISOLATED, longing, middle of nowhere, Minecraft, outside, Poor, Rural, Seasons, Server, storm’s, Warming Up, weather, WIND, Winter

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9729
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	3495
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Emeralds Found:	2368
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!

amorality, Beliefs, culture, Decline, enshrinement, Entertainment, Ethics, Godly morals, GodlyCraft, Impact, influence, Instill, Join, Media, Minecraft, Morals, nihilism, Population, purpose, society, Teaches, Technology, VALUES, video games, virtues

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your soul from the clutches of amorality and nihilism? Look no further, because our server is here to instill Godly morals and virtues in all our players!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!

Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

Aryan Brotherhood, Convicts, Crafty, crime, criminal activity, Dangerous, Edition, Escape, escaped prisoners, escapees, extremist group, fugitive search, fugitives, hate crime, hospital ambush, Idaho, kill, law enforcement, manhunt, Minecraft, murder, on the run, prison escape, Server, violence, wanted, white supremacist

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Alien Abductions:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even escaped white supremacist inmates are trying to join? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most hardcore criminals can’t resist the fun! Join now for a chance to team up with Timmy and his wacky accomplice as they navigate their way through ambushes and adventures in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Blockheads R Us

big boobs, Blockheads, body positivity, Crazy bros, DATING, double standards, empowerment, feminism, funny, Gender Roles, Hoeflation, humor, Misogyny, modern dating, nerdy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, self worth, social commentary, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!