RSI 1D Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Votes:	5022
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7619
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Towns Built:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1468	Divine Spears Created:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Potions Brewed:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Towns Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Astral Projections Made:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ores Mined:	2562	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Emeralds Found:	3583
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Towns Built:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4179	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Crops Grown:	8854	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).