But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!
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BlackSwan40K SMP
100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shapeAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway? -
Seasoned Beastrealm 1.20
animal, Beastrealm, Cooking, Culinary, DELICIOUS, flavoring, Food, Gourmet, kitchen, Meal, recipe, Seasoned, Seasoning, seasoning for beef, seasoning for fish, seasoning for meat, seasoning for pork, seasoning for poultry, spices, TastyYo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild safari but with blocks and creepers! You can tame animals, build epic structures, and even battle it out with other players! It’s like a virtual zoo on steroids, man! Plus, the admins are like culinary wizards, always asking what seasoning you need on your virtual animal. It’s like playing Minecraft and Iron Chef at the same time, mind blown, right? So, come on, join us and let’s spice up this virtual world together! -
LovelessCraft
Boundaries, Breakups, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional labor, forgiveness, FRIENDSHIPS, ghosting, Honesty, LovelessCraft, loyalty, Maturity, personal growth, relationships, self reflection, self-care, Support, Trust, Understanding, validationWelcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted by your friends because they’re too busy in relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and maybe even a little bit of betrayal.Our server is perfect for those who love a good love triangle or enjoy helping their friends through countless breakups. With over 15 relationships per year, you’ll never run out of drama to keep you entertained.
But don’t worry, if you ever feel like it’s all too much and you need a break from your virtual friends, feel free to ghost them without any explanation. After all, they’ve done it to you plenty of times before!
So come join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being in the middle of your friends’ relationship drama. Who needs real-life friends when you have a Minecraft server like this? Join now and never feel guilty about cutting off your friends again!
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BlockyBedBliss
Bed.., BlockyBedBliss, comfort, Communication, Connection, emotional intimacy, foreplay, Intimacy, mutual satisfaction, Passion, physical intimacy, Pleasure, relationship, Respect, romance, satisfaction, Sensuality, serious, Trust, Understanding, VulnerabilityAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Look no further, because our server is here to spice things up in bed… I mean, in-game! Join us for the wildest adventures and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. Our players are so good at PvP, they’ll make you feel like you’re in bed with a creeper! So come on, join us and experience the best thing someone can do to you in bed… I mean, in-game! -
GoldMineSiegeCraft
bodies retrieved, closed mine, emergency response, Fatalities, gold mine, GoldMineSiegeCraft, mine safety, mine workers, Mining (Industry), mining accident, Mining Disaster, mining operations, rescue efforts, rescue operation, Siege, south africa, South African gold mine, South African news, Tragedy, tragic event, Undergroundcome join our minecraft server where we mine for gold like crazy and maybe get trapped like those 60 bodies in south africa but dont worry we have better security than a gold mine and you wont get stuck unless you want to because our caves are filled with treasure and adventure so come on down and dig your way to victory!