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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 9461 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
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