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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6428 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.
4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
Caedrel is a professional League of Legends player hailing from the United Kingdom. He currently 
