rozyclozy – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

IRS OP Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take trolling to a whole new level! Join us if you want to unleash your inner misanthrope and use the tax man to wreak havoc on your enemies.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, the tax man appears out of nowhere and starts demanding payments from your neighbors. But wait, there’s more! You can also spam about it in the chat for maximum chaos and confusion.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and crazy adventures. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of our favorite tax collectors, there’s never a dull moment here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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BasedCraft SMP: The Most Lit Server of All Time

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is the most BASED theme of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you on epic quests and challenges that will blow your mind.

– The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually shiny disco balls that you can use to buy the most fabulous outfits for your character.

– We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Only the bravest of players can defeat him and claim the loot.

– Our server is also home to a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for their hilarious shenanigans!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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SeeMyBlockyWorld – Minecraft SMP

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Do you want to see pigs flying and cows doing the moonwalk? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so crazy that even the chickens have their own dance parties. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

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ParentalRegretCraft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to confess to your parents that you accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing top hats. Don’t worry, we provide free therapy sessions for all players dealing with parental disappointment.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against an army of evil flying squids? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be sure to bring your own enchanted carrot for the llamas.

So why wait? Join our server today and start creating hilarious stories to tell your friends about the crazy adventures you’ve had. Just remember to always blame it on the creepers!

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CraftyIsraelShooterBanter

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, it’s so lit that even the US is getting involved. apparently, Israel is behind some crazy shooting at an aid convoy and now they gotta “immediately rectify” their conduct. like, what even is going on? but don’t worry, on this server, we don’t shoot aid convoys, we shoot creepers and zombies instead. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos and let’s show Israel how it’s done in the world of minecraft!

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BrainyCraft: Ageing Risk Zone

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join our minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! we have dragons that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows. our moderators are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells to make sure your experience is always magical.

build your own castle made entirely of cheese or create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. the possibilities are endless on our server!

plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you will gain immortality and be able to fly like a superhero. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the insanity begin!

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The Cornfield: Where Sheepish Players Gotta Dodge the Cob to Survive!

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The Field Minecraft Server

The Field is a Minecraft Modded server Community. We focus heavily on the Demands of our Members. Join Here • The Field

Our Idea:

We are staying on track with the classic vanilla theme, but with some improvements and upgrades including rare to get Magical Elements and Sorcery. Think of it as a Life Roleplay. Open your own Food or flower Stand, Decorate your house with Interior mods, Explore the wonders of the World, Create your own Village, Expand your Industry, Run for Mayor or be a Normal Citizen. It is up to you to make your Story and contribute to the Server’s Lore.

Features and Reasons to join:

We listen to our Community – Just give us a Suggestion and we will instantly review.
Dedicate some time to Obtain the Evil Powers of Magic and Insert fear into the Poor Villagers.
OR Dedicate some time to Obtain the Powers of Magic and Insert a sense of Protection into the Hard working Villagers
Create your own Modern/Medieval/Fantasy Home alongside other Players
Easy to learn mechanics
Mods like more biomes, more enchantments, more decoration blocks, more weapons (Including Special Swords), etc.
Variety of Content like Quests, Bounty hunts, Boss fights, Library of books to learn about Magic (Extremely rarely you will find Players already knowing these things. It’s up to you to teach them or keep it to yourself… for whatever suspicious reason)
Many Structures and redesigned Villages
Frequent and Active Community events

What ya waiting for? https://discord.gg/mW4jcABVFv

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Field Minecraft Server?	You can join by clicking on the link provided in the description: The Field Minecraft Server
What is the theme of the server?	The server focuses on a mix of classic vanilla gameplay with added elements of magic and sorcery for a unique roleplay experience.
Are there any special events or activities on the server?	Yes, the server hosts frequent community events, quests, bounty hunts, boss fights, and more to keep players engaged.
Can I suggest new ideas for the server?	Absolutely! The server values input from its community members and reviews suggestions regularly.

CraftyWar – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We throw the best block parties in all of Minecraft!

2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got you covered.

3. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically have our own language. You’ll feel like you’re in a secret society of Minecraft pros.

4. Rumor has it, Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge our players to PvP battles. Are you brave enough to take him on?

5. We have a special event called “Dog Days” where all the mobs in the game turn into adorable puppies. It’s chaos, but it’s the cutest chaos you’ll ever see.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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ShitterinoSMP – >"NOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN MINECRAFT SMP…”

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño on a hot summer day! Join us if you want to witness epic battles like “NOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN SHITTERINO NIGGETINO FUCKITINI KEKERINITI” or heated debates like “NOOO RONALDO IS JUST HECKIN BETTER THAN COCKERINO SHITTITINI SHAFTERINI”. And let’s not forget the legendary players like “T. SHARTITINO RAPERINO KARIM BENEMINI KEKITINI” who will leave you in awe with their skills. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sharting (just kidding…maybe).

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NoCleanCousinWatch

Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Carpet, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, control, cousin, DAUGHTER, discipline, family event, gossip, Mess, NoCleanCousinWatch, parenting, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, toddlers

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of family events like the one described above? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and hilarious adventure that will make you forget all about unruly toddlers and messy family drama.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about irresponsible aunts or screaming kids running amok. Instead, you’ll be free to build, explore, and have a blast with other players who know how to behave themselves (or at least try to).

So come join us for a gaming experience that’s guaranteed to be more fun than dealing with a toddler covered in pasta sauce. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family that respects you and your boundaries. See you in the game!

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