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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3106 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Votes: | 9322 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4985 |
But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.
So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!