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Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone

chadcels, collect, Delusion, FIX, foid, ghosting, hatred, illusion of happiness, incel, incel.org, IncelFree, lie, loyal chad, male only space, mentally ill, Minecraft, Misogyny, rare creature, smp, Soft, Women, Zone

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4957
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being ghosted by e-girls on other Minecraft SMPs? Are you sick of being led on by players who just want to collect and fix chadcels? Well, look no further! Our server is a male-only space where you can escape the clutches of foids and focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

Join us and experience the true brotherhood of Minecraft players who understand the struggle of being a gamer in a world dominated by e-girls. No more illusions of happiness, just pure, unadulterated gaming fun with your fellow chadcels. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of loyal chads who will help you on your quest for virtual glory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe!

Single Man Minecraft Server

28, alone, damaged goods, Despair, Experience, Future, give up, hopeless, Kid, Loser, man, Marriage, Minecraft, Over.., Pathetic, Planning, relationships, Server, sexual experience, single, society, SUICIDE

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Farms Harvested:	842	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of being told you’re a total failure if you’re not married with kids by the time you’re 28? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that societal pressure behind. Here, you can build your own virtual family with pixelated pets and create your own love story with a blocky partner. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? So ditch the haters and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being single and childless is actually a good thing!

Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

Anons, apples, dramafaggot, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, ITT, love, Minecraft, no loli, no shota, nutslop, obligatory, Pigs, PLAP, Posting, reverse mating press, rules, shoot lots, smp, Thread, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server

#behelit, Anime, berserk, Black Swordsman, blocks, causality, dark fantasy, dirty struggler, eclipse, Golden Age Arc, griffith, guts, hard R, inopportune moment, kentaro miura, leaves, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, problem character, refuses to elaborate, Server, worsens everything

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion as we welcome the one and only Causality Rambler. He’ll show up at the most random times, eat your Behelit, and make everything just a little bit worse – all while refusing to explain himself. But hey, who needs explanations when you can have a dirty Struggler with a hard R causing mayhem? So come on, join us and see what kind of craziness awaits on our server!

The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

bo-ACK, BoACK, can’t, can’t bo-ACK, HHH, hhh can’t bo-ACK, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Potions Brewed:	53	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

ZyoZyaLand Minecraft server

Adventure, ai, anti cheat, Comfortable additions, Community, creativity, Events, Fair Play, Friendly, Hardware, Minecraft, Plugins, Quests, supportive, Survival, Telegram bot, Updates, Vanilla, Vanilla balance

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	12

➤ Welcome to the ZyoZyaLand server – a unique space where classic Vanilla survival with comfortable additions awaits you!

✔ We have created ideal conditions for those who appreciate the original spirit of Minecraft, but will not refuse small improvements for maximum convenience of the game! ✨

✔ Here you can build your own world, fight enemies and participate in epic adventures! ⚔️

✔ A reliable anti-cheat is installed on the server, which guarantees fair play, and our responsive and kind administration is always in touch to help and support the players at any time!

✔ ZyoZyaLand offers stable work, powerful hardware and a friendly community where every player feels at home!

✔ Plugins are added to improve comfort, but do not disrupt the vanilla balance of the game, creating the ideal conditions for those who want to enjoy classic Minecraft! ⚖️

✔ We carry out regular updates, adding new quests and events to keep the game fresh and interesting!

✔ In addition, we have our own bot on Telegram, which is always ready to help. Through it you can get all the necessary information, send complaints or suggestions, and even contact AI for help at any time!

➤ Join ZyoZyaLand – new friends, endless ideas for creativity and exciting adventures await you here!

144.76.153.125:25586

Wedding Bells Minecraft Server

Bells, bouquet toss, bride, celebration, ceremony, dancing, family, Friends, groom, Happiness, love, Marriage, Minecraft, reception, Server, special day, toast, tuxedo, Vows, vows exchange, Wedding, wedding cake, wedding dress

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weddings are a daily occurrence! Join us for the chance to marry your Minecraft crush in a beautiful virtual ceremony complete with pixelated flowers and cake made of blocks. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

If you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. Just watch out for the lava pits and zombie pigmen along the way!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wedding experience like no other, disco parties with monsters, and epic quests for legendary weapons. Who needs reality when you can have all this and more in the world of Minecraft?

Lazy Euro SMP Player

athlete, Competition, criticism, Disappointment, EURO, euro 2020, Expectations, form, lackluster, Lazy, Performance, player, Potential, PRESSURE, regression, Skills, Slump, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggle, Tournament, underperformance

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3296	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	7373	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

Austronesian Craft Minecraft Server

Austronesian, Austronesian bulls, Central Plain, Chinese Empire, collapse, collapse of Chinese Empire, Craft, enemies, Flat, han, Hide, Highlanders, HILL, inhabitants, INVADE, Invasion, kill, Minecraft, Mountain, original Han, Protection, Replacement, Server, Tungus

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Animals Bred:	70

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to worry about pesky enemies invading your land? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have Austronesian bulls and Tungus warriors ready to defend your Central Plain from any invaders!

But beware, if you don’t join our server, you may suffer the same fate as the poor inhabitants of Central Plain during the collapse of the Chinese Empire – being replaced by highlanders and ultimately meeting your demise. So why risk it? Join our server now and experience the thrill of defending your land with the help of some badass bulls and warriors!

Homestead Investor Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, assets, Commitment, equity, Financial Planning, future planning, Home ownership, Homestead, Improvement, investing, Investor, long term, long-term investment., Minecraft, ownership, Property, real estate, renovation, rural living, self-sufficiency, smp, wealth building

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between two players arguing over who has the best pet llama. Things escalate quickly and before you know it, there’s a full-blown llama race happening in the town square. And yes, you better believe there are bets being placed on the outcome.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so vast and powerful that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with him. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). Trust us, you won’t regret it!