But beware, just like the OP’s nosy SIL, there may be some players who think quiet time is abusive. So join our server and show them that taking a break and enjoying some peace and quiet is not a crime – it’s a necessity! So come on in, build, explore, and most importantly, take some time for yourself. Quiet time has never been this fun!
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Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have enchanted diamonds raining from the sky, pigs that can fly, and a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Plus, every new player gets their very own pet llama that can breakdance on command.
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