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  • 2020LifeB4MC SMP

    2020LifeB4MC SMP
    Are you tired of living in a world where the only excitement is waiting in line at the grocery store? Do you miss the days when you could ride a llama into battle and build a house out of diamond blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your boring pre-2020 problems!

    Join us on our server and experience a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with soda pop. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good old-fashioned prank war or a spontaneous dance party in the Nether.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chicken knights who ride into battle on giant flying pigs. If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose feathers are said to grant wishes to those who catch it.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your pre-2020 blues and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions!

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  • AdoptedBlockParty

    AdoptedBlockParty
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adoption story on steroids!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like when this couple thought they were adopting one child but ended up with a pair of siblings! Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in our virtual world?

    And just like this couple, we don’t back down on our rules. We don’t let anyone coddle you with easy gameplay or hand-holding. You’ll have to adjust and adapt just like those poor kids who had to adjust to their new family. But hey, at least you won’t have pushy family members trying to visit you during your first month on the server!

    So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a truly unique Minecraft experience, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with more than you bargained for, just like this couple did!

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  • SchooledInFunMC

    SchooledInFunMC
    hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz dis place is LIT AF. like, imagine if school was actually FUN and u didn’t wanna skip a single day. dat’s what dis server is like, but BETTER.

    we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.

    oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.

    so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?

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  • No Sis Allowed Minecraft Server

    No Sis Allowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of living with your boyfriend’s messy sister in a tiny virtual apartment! Will she overstay her welcome? Will your boyfriend give you the cold shoulder and accuse you of being selfish? Find out on our server, where family drama and boundary-setting are the name of the game! So, come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos and come out on top!

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  • BlockyBrothelBros

    BlockyBrothelBros
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a brothel for gamers! Come join us and experience the ultimate pleasure of building, exploring, and battling your way to victory.

    Our server is so addictive, you’ll find yourself coming back more often than you visit your favorite brothel (wink, wink). With epic quests, insane challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, you’ll never want to leave.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and drinks, because once you start playing, you won’t be able to tear yourself away.

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  • NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft

    NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from all the baby mama drama and dead boyfriend shenanigans!

    Join us and build your own virtual family with your Minecraft pals. No need to worry about unplanned pregnancies or screen time addictions here – just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of taking care of nephews, studying for exams, or dealing with family drama. So come on over and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

    Plus, we offer free babysitting services in-game, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

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  • StreaksAndDisappointments

    StreaksAndDisappointments
    join this epic minecraft server where we keep streaks going just because breaking them feels oddly disappointing. like, imagine the drama of being the one to break the streak, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

    plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. you gotta join and help us stop them before it’s too late.

    also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds that will make you question your entire existence. it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your own soul, but with more explosions and lava.

    so come join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. except maybe don’t feed the llamas after midnight, they tend to get a little cranky.

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  • CreeperCrazedCraft

    CreeperCrazedCraft
    so why not join our minecraft server and experience a whole new level of crazy? we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak fluent french.

    if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers with their basic rules and regulations, come join us where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos. we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, a maze that is actually a portal to another dimension, and a pet dragon that will fight by your side in battle.

    don’t be a sheep and follow the crowd to those other servers, come join us where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

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  • NightmareCraft

    NightmareCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! At 2 PM, you’ll be building cute little houses and farming crops like a regular Minecraft player. But once the clock strikes 2 AM, the server transforms into a haunted land filled with creepy mobs and jump scares at every corner. Can you survive the night and uncover the secrets of this mysterious server? Join us if you dare!

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  • CraftyDrunkHomeBound

    CraftyDrunkHomeBound
    join our epic minecraft server, where u can escape from ur boring work from home life and become a functional alcoholic in a virtual world! build ur own bar and serve pixelated drinks to ur blocky friends. forget about ur responsibilities and get lost in the world of minecraft madness. who needs a job when u can be a master builder and booze enthusiast all in one? come join us and let’s get drunk on creativity!

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