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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5457 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.
You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.
Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.
