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BloatCraft: Urgent Referrals for Cancer!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

so, like, u ever played on a minecraft server that can LITERALLY save ur life? well, this server is so lit that it can detect cancer just by playing on it! like, if u start feeling stomach pain or bloating, just hop on this server and BAM, u might get a diagnosis faster than u can say “diamond sword”!

we’ve had like, 16% more people get urgent referrals for cancer after playing on our server. it’s like, magic or something. so, if u wanna have a good time AND potentially save ur life, come join us! plus, our community is so awesome, u won’t wanna leave. trust me, this server is LIT AF.

CraftyCreeper2027 – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Dragons Tamed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too often).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken parade, led by a player riding a llama dressed as a cowboy. The chat is filled with players arguing over who has the best pet rock, while others are trying to build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate treasure hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken).

CarCraftLove

ac, aita, Asshole, attitude, Boundaries, Boyfriend, CAR, CarCraftLove, comfort, Comments.., Communication, Commute, gas, Guilt, household chores, income, Mileage, MONEY, relationship, savings, Voicing

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2670	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Villages Defended:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you have your own car again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and enjoy the freedom of owning your own virtual vehicle.

Join us and experience the thrill of driving around in a pixelated car, without any guilt trips or demands for money. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of having your own space, whether it’s a car or a blocky castle.

Don’t let anyone take away your independence, not even your virtual boyfriend. Join our server today and reclaim your right to drive wherever you please, without any attitude or comments holding you back. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero of your own story.

CraftyFreebies

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – this server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, building towering castles out of nothing but dirt blocks, and taming wild wolves to ride into battle. And that’s not all – our server also offers a revolutionary application that allows you to turn your in-game creations into real-life objects. Want a life-size replica of your epic castle? No problem! Just hit the “print” button and watch it materialize before your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players can saddle up their own dragons and compete in high-speed races through treacherous obstacle courses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a block of dirt, in which case you might want to watch your back. Those pesky creepers have a thing for landscaping!

WageWarCraft

activism, advocacy, economic equality, economic policy, fair wages, Fighting, income cap, income disparity, income inequality, labor rights, lower maximum wage, minimum wage, political action, social justice, Start, wage ceiling, wage gap, wage limits, wage reform, WageWarCraft, wealth distribution

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Items Found:	5911	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding a lower maximum wage for all players! why should the pigs get all the diamonds? join us and help overthrow the capitalist pig regime! build your own communist utopia and share all your resources equally with your fellow players! plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. come join the fun and let’s start a revolution in the world of minecraft!

FlyoverCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Are you tired of living in a boring, irrelevant land with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the monotony of your flyover state by building, exploring, and battling your way to glory. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with adventure and excitement? Say goodbye to your boring life and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

Minecraft SMP: MiyuNotSoSexy

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6037	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Votes:	8409	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic battles, and questionable fashion choices.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Miyu is so unsexy because she accidentally turned herself into a blocky Minecraft character after trying out a new potion recipe. Now she’s stuck in the game forever, but hey, at least she’s got some killer pixelated dance moves.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Miyu and embark on ridiculous quests, like hunting down the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s a pink sparkly diamond block) or challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Miyu might be unsexy, but she sure knows how to throw a party in the virtual world!

BroBroAutoLoanDrama

attitude, auto loan, back child support, Boundaries, BroBroAutoLoanDrama, brother, career, co-sign, Credit, CREDIT SCORE, DEBT, family, financial responsibility, Job, Kids, laid off, Marriage, MONEY, oil field, PhD, Smart

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream world without any co-signing drama!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to avoid getting tangled up in messy situations like co-signing auto loans for unreliable family members. Instead of worrying about credit scores and debt, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds with fellow players.

Say goodbye to family obligations and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Who needs a co-signer when you have a community of gamers ready to embark on crazy adventures with you? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelatedPerils

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the worst thing that can happen is falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, players have met their demise in the most outrageous ways imaginable!

Join us if you want to witness players getting squished by a giant flying pig, getting eaten by a pack of killer bunnies, or even spontaneously combusting from eating a cursed golden apple. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable gaming experience, this is the place for you!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. Just remember, death is only the beginning of the fun on our server!

SiberianCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral agreement, China, cooperation, dead in the water, economic development, ENERGY, energy investment, energy partnership, energy project, energy security, energy supply, energy trade, energy transportation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Minecraft, Natural Gas, pipeline, Power of Siberia 2, russia, Server, SiberianCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Villages Defended:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power of siberia 2 pipeline running through our world! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage our precious pipeline, but don’t worry, our team of panda warriors will protect it at all costs.

we have a special quest where you have to ride a polar bear through the pipeline to deliver diamonds to the end of the world. if you succeed, you will be crowned the king of the north pole and get a special igloo house with a hot tub made of lava.

join now for the craziest adventure of your life! just watch out for those pesky russian hackers trying to steal our redstone secrets.

KurskCraft: Paratrooper Showdown

battle, Border dispute, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern front, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Military operations, paratrooper, paratroopers, russia, Russian soldiers, showdown, standoff, Surrounding, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Crops Grown:	3630
Dragons Tamed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when BAM! Ukrainian paratroopers drop in outta nowhere and surround you and your buddies. It’s like a crazy PvP battle, but with real-life military tactics and stuff. Join our server for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the battle, you get a special loot chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and show those Russian soldiers who’s boss!