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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 6953 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 1697 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!