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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

play.chaoticmc.net

MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Towns Built:	6	Star Shards Collected:	224
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5201	Ores Mined:	4008

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Potions Brewed:	197	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2070
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link

autism, autism risk, AutismCraft, Brain, children, cord, Development, Fatty, fatty acids, findings, health, Link, neurodevelopmental disorders, new study, prenatal factors, research, researchers, Risk, study, umbilical cord, umbilical cord fatty acids, University of Fukui

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	6189	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE UNIVERSITY OF FUKUI IS STUDYING IT!

WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!

Norwegian Survival

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Buildings Constructed:	36
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13

Welcome to Norwegian Survival! As the name says, it is a survival server where you can get to know other players and have fun! The server has a brand new map and if you have any ideas for plugins or things to build in spawn it is most welcome. The ultimate server for people in Norway!

norsksurvival.no

GodCity

Active events, Briefly, Claim, Community, Custom Mobs, Discord, Economy, Events, faction warfare, Factions, Farms, join now, MCMMO, Mobs costumados, multiplayer, player factions, Player panel, PvE, PvP, server-network, Survival, version 1.20.4, Version 1.20.6

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1818
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Server Network: Version 1.20.4 to 1.20.6

– Survival – Claim – Player panel – Mobs costumados – Events – Farms

– Factions – Briefly

Join discord and start playing now.

play.godcity.pt