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WiFiWars: PayUpOrLogOff

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of living with a roommate who thinks 5G and EMFs are out to get her? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with turning off the Wi-Fi at night or listening to conspiracy theories about EMFs. Instead, you can focus on mining for diamonds and battling creepers with your friends.

We even have a special potion in the game that blocks all EMFs, so you can play worry-free! Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual adventures on our server.

So come join us and leave your foil hat at the door. It’s time to have some fun in a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time in Minecraft!

NoobTechBan Minecraft Server

banned, Buy, Difference, digital divide, flashing light, internet, internet access, internet literacy, Light, Minecraft, Modem, NoobTechBan, pinecones, Play, router, Server, Son, Sticks, tech confusion, Tech illiterate, Technology, technology education, WiFi

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Farms Harvested:	390
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of dealing with tech illiterate people in the real world? Then join our Minecraft server where only the most technologically savvy players are allowed! No more dealing with people who can’t tell the difference between WiFi and the internet.

On our server, you can play with sticks and pinecones if you want, because who needs fancy technology anyway? And if you’re looking for a router with flashing lights to tell you that you have internet, well, you won’t find it here. We only have the most advanced, light-less routers for our players.

So come join us on our server and leave all those tech illiterate folks behind. Because here, we’re all about embracing the true essence of Minecraft – without all the unnecessary flashing lights.

Crafty Malware Miners: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server where we offer the ultimate in cybersecurity protection – by playing Minecraft!

Our server is so secure, it will make your antivirus software jealous. We have malwarebytes running 24/7 to block any blacklisted IP addresses trying to connect to your game. And if that’s not enough, we even have Windows firewall logs to show you just how many hackers are trying to take you down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, it will make your computer feel like it’s behind a fortress. Forget about getting hacked in real time – with us, you’ll be safe and sound, all while building your dream Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while dodging hackers left and right. Who knew cybersecurity could be so fun?

InstaAwkward Minecraft Server

acquaintances, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Controlling, disagreement, Friends, home wrecker, Insecurity, InstaAwkward, instagram, Jealousy, long distance, Minecraft, Picture, relationship, reputation, Respect, Server, social media, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Towns Built:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

So, picture this: you’re just chilling on our Minecraft server, building your epic castle, when suddenly you spot your girlfriend’s character on the shoulders of another player. And not just any player, but a notorious home wrecker who has a history of causing drama in the virtual world. His pixelated hands are creeping up her pixelated legs, and you’re like, “Wait, what is happening here?!” You try to talk to her about it, but she goes all berserk and accuses you of being a control freak in the Minecraft universe. Drama, drama, drama!

But fear not, dear player! Join our server and escape the real-life craziness with some good old Minecraft fun. Build, explore, and make new friends who won’t cause virtual relationship drama. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find someone who appreciates your epic castle-building skills and doesn’t climb on other players’ shoulders without permission. So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

CheapCraft DivorceWars

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of dealing with stingy people in your real life? Come join our Minecraft server where being cheap is a bannable offense! We don’t tolerate coupon-clipping, gas-saving, penny-pinching players here.

Join now and experience a world where you can spend your virtual currency without worrying about someone complaining about the cost of everything. Our server is divorce-proof, because we believe in spending freely and enjoying the finer things in life.

Don’t be like the player who got divorced because of their cheap ways, come join us and live a life of luxury in Minecraft! Remember, it’s not about the money, it’s about the fun!

SurvivalCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can test your survival skills in ways you never thought possible! Have you ever wondered if you could survive in the wild west? Well, now you can find out! Our server takes you back in time to a world where cowboys roamed the land and bandits lurked around every corner. Can you outsmart the outlaws and stake your claim in this lawless land?

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to see if you could survive a zombie apocalypse? Our server has a special event where hordes of the undead roam the land, and it’s up to you to gather supplies and fend off the flesh-eating monsters. Can you build a fortress strong enough to withstand the zombie onslaught?

And if that’s not enough, we also have a time-travel feature that transports you to ancient civilizations where you must navigate treacherous jungles, decipher cryptic hieroglyphics, and avoid deadly traps. Can you uncover the secrets of the past and emerge victorious?

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the impossible! Who knows, maybe you’ll discover that you’re a true survivor in ways you never imagined.

CampCraft: WTF Moments

camp activities, camp counselors, campcraft, campfire stories, campfire tales, Childhood, Disturbing, experiences, Inappropriate Behavior, Memories, MOMENTS, NSFW, Outrageous, people, reddit, Shocking.., Stories, summer adventures, summer camp, teenage years, Wild, WTF

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Animals Bred:	195	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Alright, listen up fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever wanted to experience a summer camp like no other, but from the comfort of your own blocky world? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your WTF/NSFW moments!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the forest and stumble upon a group of creepers having a wild dance party. Or maybe you come across a secret underground bunker filled with scandalous llamas trading diamond armor for emeralds. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden lake where players can skinny dip under the moonlight while being serenaded by a chorus of zombie pigmen. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the chance to win a rare enchanted sword.

So why wait? Join our server now for a summer camp experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen!

CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Enchantments Applied:	116
Emeralds Found:	1161	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

so lyke, dis server is so lit dat even countries be summoning ambassadors over it. like, ukraine and india be all like “yo, we gotta talk about dis server, it’s too good.” and zelensky be like “oops, my bad, didn’t mean to cause an international incident over a minecraft server.” but fr, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s so epic dat even world leaders be gettin involved. come join da fun and maybe start a diplomatic crisis or two, who knows?

PigHeadCraft

cyber attack, cybercrime, cybersecurity, digital warfare, Espionage, Government, HACKING, Hacks, information warfare, intelligence agencies, international relations, online sabotage, pig head pictures, PigHeadCraft, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, Russian websites, security breach, Ukraine, Ukrainian Intelligence

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

So, like, imagine if you join this epic Minecraft server, right? It’s like, so crazy because Ukrainian intelligence is all up in there hacking Russian websites and replacing their homepages with pig head pictures! Like, what even is that?! But hey, if you join this server, maybe you’ll get to see some pig heads too! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a pig into battle or something. So come on, join now and witness the madness for yourself!

BrainyCraft: Mindful Miners

brain activity, brain cognition, brain communication, brain complexity, brain function, Brain functions, brain mechanisms, brain mysteries, brain mysteries decoded, brain mysteries explained, brain mysteries revealed, brain mysteries unraveled, brain mysteries unveiled, brain processes, brain research, Brains, BrainyCraft, Cognitive science, knowledge, mindful, miners, neuroscience, Understanding

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Chimeras Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like having ur brain melted by insane adventures and crazy fun? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride for ur brain, but in minecraft form.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena. u gotta build ur way out of a maze made entirely out of cake, but watch out for the evil zombie chefs trying to eat u.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and party with endermen? yea, it’s a thing on this server.

so come join us and let ur brain explode with excitement and confusion. cuz who needs logic when u got minecraft?

CaveCraft: Ozone Overload in Carlsbad

air quality, carlsbad, Carlsbad Caverns, Cavecraft, drilling, Emissions, environmental impact, Environmental Protection Agency, environmental regulation, Fossil Fuels, health standard, national park, new mexico, oil and gas, OVERLOAD, Ozone, ozone concentrations, ozone pollution, parts per billion, Permian Basin, pollution control, pollution monitoring, public health, Summer

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ores Mined:	981	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the only drilling you’ll be doing is for diamonds, not ozone pollution! our server is so lit, even the EPA would approve. we have eight-hour ozone concentrations that exceed the health standard of 70 parts per billion, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of epic gaming! come to our server in carlsbad caverns, where you can mine for diamonds and battle mobs in a world filled with outrageous adventures. who needs clean air when you have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and let’s drill for diamonds, not ozone!

HunterCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to finish Hunter x Hunter? Join our Minecraft server and take matters into your own hands! With our custom quests and storylines, you can create your own epic adventure and finish it in a fraction of the time it takes Togashi. Plus, rumor has it that Togashi himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get a sneak peek at the ending before anyone else! Join now and show Togashi how it’s done!

PaganParty Minecraft Server

Adam Green, Bigotry, christcucks, Christian nationalist, conservatard, Crush, dark ages, destroyed Europe, Drugs, Ethnic Minorities, false gods, forebears, Gods, hate, hateful, Heill Óðinn., heritage, Hindu garb, hindus, immigration, intolerance, Jews, LARPers, Minecraft, muslims, PaganParty, Pagans, pastor Joel Webbon, racist, religious minorities, roman empire, Server, sexual freedom, sexual minorities, sexual minority groups, Slava Perun, Slava Ukraini, trannies, un-american, Vile, witches

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	385
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we crush Christcucks and their intolerant ways! Join us if you’re tired of uneducated and ignorant christcucks spreading hate against everyone who isn’t like them.

On our server, we embrace diversity and acceptance for all, whether you’re a Jew, Muslim, Hindu, witch, or part of any sexual minority group. We don’t discriminate here, unlike those narrow-minded christcucks!

Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build, explore, and unleash your creativity without fear of judgment or bigotry. Plus, we have epic battles against the christcucks who try to bring their dark ages mentality into our world.

So come join us and let’s show those christcucks what true acceptance and freedom look like! Slava Ukraini, Slava Perun, Heill Óðinn, Sire! Let’s crush the christcucks and have a blast doing it!