New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 5192
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Towns Built: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 3999
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 79
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 1601
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Chimeras Created: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Emeralds Found: 9984

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 783
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 1966
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Potions Brewed: 136 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones for teleportation
    Bucketable entities for convenience
    Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

    Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
    How can I earn diamonds? You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
    What type of events are hosted? We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 6761
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

    Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

    Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 5103
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 436 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

    In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

    But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

    Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomCraft Server

    MomCraft Server
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 9844
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

    Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

    Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

    So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

    CoffeeCraftChargerDrama
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 4321
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

    PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 4601
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Crops Grown: 5982
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

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