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RoundVillainBases
yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where da island villain bases are like, soooo basic, like they all look da same with their round shape like who even wants dat? on dis server, we got villain bases dat are like, totaly outta dis world, like one base is shaped like a GIANT banana, and anotha one is shaped like a flippin’ unicorn with rainbow hair, like whaaat?! u gotta join dis server just to see da wild bases we got goin’ on, it’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, but with more creepers and less clowns, so like, way better, ya know? come join us and be part of da craziest minecraft adventure of your life, u won’t regret it, promise! -
VisualNovellaCraft SMP: Story Mode Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and unleash your inner chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic battles, and unexpected alliances.Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world? Well, now’s your chance! Our SMP is the perfect place to let loose and explore your creativity. Build a giant statue of a potato, create a secret underground lair filled with traps, or challenge your friends to a game of TNT tag. The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are always up for a laugh. From ridiculous pranks to hilarious roleplay scenarios, you never know what’s going to happen next. And with regular events and competitions, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you on your toes.
So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just find yourself embroiled in a quest to defeat a dragon with nothing but a stack of carrots and a rubber chicken. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!
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DadGF Drama on Craft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s dad’s love life, our server relationships are always on the rocks. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly breaking up and making up with your fellow players.Forget about building epic structures or going on exciting adventures, the real fun is in the never-ending cycle of relationship drama. Will you be accused of sabotaging someone’s base? Will you flip out and turn the server around when things don’t go your way? The possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft drama can provide. Who needs diamonds when you have the juicy gossip of virtual relationships gone wrong? Join now and let the chaos begin!
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BlockyBurnsMC
Are you tired of being called a noob in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is a pro! Join us and never hear those hurtful words again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft gods who will grant you unlimited diamonds if you prove yourself worthy. So come on, join us and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master! -
BorderPatrolCraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have no rules just like poland removing criminal liability for officers using firearms at the border LMAO. we are wild and crazy just like those officers defending their border. you never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, just like you never know what those officers will do next. come join the chaos and have a blast with us! -
MaliRebelCraft
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a rebel in mali and take down russian mercenaries like a boss. we got crazy battles, epic loot, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur next attack. join now and show those mercenaries who’s boss! #minecraftrebel #russianmercenaries #crazybattles -
CraftyQueens LGBTQ+ Crime Rates
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE TALKING ABOUT IT!APPARENTLY, IF YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES WILL GO UP BY 69% IF YOU’RE A WOMAN IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP. BUT DON’T WORRY, IF YOU’RE A DUDE IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES ACTUALLY GO DOWN BY 32%!
SO BASICALLY, JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO OR A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, DEPENDING ON YOUR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!
COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE WHERE YOUR MINECRAFT ADVENTURE TAKES YOU!
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DivineNetwork
The BEST PUBLIC MINECRAFT SMP for both Java & Bedrock players! Come play now!
– Both Java and Bedrock – Java Version 1.20+ – Bedrock Port: 19132
na.divinenetwork.net
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Furventures
Furventures is a Minecraft server where furries and friends can come together to explore, create, and conquer. From mysterious quests and sprawling landscapes to epic builds and thrilling survival challenges, there’s something for everyone. Join our inclusive and friendly community, where every player can find their own path and make lasting memories. Unleash your creativity, embark on epic journeys, and make Furventures your new home today!
play.furventures.org:25580