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PizzaBoxCraft

food humor, food packaging, food presentation, food shapes, funny food, pizza box, pizza crust, pizza cutting, Pizza delivery, pizza jokes, pizza lover, pizza meme, pizza party, pizza shape, pizza slice, pizza toppings, PizzaBoxCraft, round pizza, square box, Triangles

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS A PIZZA IN A SQUARE BOX? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING TO THE BEAT! WE’VE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SHINY POTATO AND PICKAXES THAT MINE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET TRAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL GET TO RIDE A GIANT CHICKEN INTO BATTLE, FIGHTING OFF HOARDS OF ZOMBIES WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED ON MARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKY SPACESHIPS AND FENDING OFF ALIEN CREEPERS IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

BlockBusterAliGone

Assassination, BlockBusterAliGone, Claims, Conflict, current events, Eliminated, Hamas, hezbollah, international news, Islamic extremism, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Palestinian, political violence, Sayyed Attullah Ali, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, world affairs

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5077
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Votes:	8187

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a Hamas leader in Lebanon! Join us and witness the epicness of Sayyed Attullah Ali getting eliminated in a strike – Minecraft style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Hamas is claiming it as their own! Can you believe it? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. Build, mine, and battle your way to the top in this wild and wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to go down in history – just like Sayyed Attullah Ali!

Car Vault – The Auto Library

assembly line, Auto, automobile archives, automotive collection, automotive education, automotive heritage, automotive research, CAR, car enthusiasts, car manufacturing, car models, Classic Cars, Fort Knox style garage, historical cars, library, research, secured storage, study, VAULT, vehicle documentation, vehicle history, vehicle preservation, Vehicle version of the Library of Congress, vintage vehicles

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive cars like you’re in Fast and Furious but also study them like you’re in a fancy library! Picture this: a massive garage filled with every car ever made, all lined up like shiny little toy cars waiting for you to hop in and zoom around. It’s like the Library of Congress, but with wheels! Join our server and become the ultimate car collector and racer, all while expanding your knowledge of vehicles. Who needs books when you can have horsepower, am I right? So come on over and rev your engines with us!

”>It Ended Here Minecraft Server”

Analysis, Cliffhanger, Closure, confusion, Disappointment, disbelief, emotions, ENDED, ending, Frustration, gtIt, Minecraft, plot twist, Questioning, reaction, Server, storytelling, Thoughts, unexpected, unresolved, Unsatisfying, what the fuck, why, Writing

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	493
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	270
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with lame endings? Look no further! Join our server where the ending will blow your mind (literally)! Instead of defeating the Ender Dragon, you’ll have to face off against an army of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. And just when you think you’ve won, a giant chicken boss will swoop in and challenge you to a dance-off! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Renewal Deal Minecraft SMP – AEW Cooked – Still No Months

aew, Aew Dark, AEW Dark: Elevation, aew dynamite, AEW Rampage, Cody Rhodes, contract negotiations, cooked, Deal, Entertainment, Jon Moxley, kenny omega, long tail tags, Minecraft, Months, professional wrestling, Renewal, renewal deal, smp, sports, television, TONY KHAN, wrestling, wrestling promotion, young bucks

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs from the sky.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started hosting their own talent show, complete with explosions and glitter cannons.

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Who needs AEW when you have us?

CraftyMILNoMoreSurprises

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Emeralds Found:	1367	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of surprise events ruining your plans? Join our Minecraft server where the only surprises you’ll encounter are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare loot! No more unexpected vacations or last-minute tickets to events that don’t fit your schedule. Our server is all about fun and adventure, without the unwanted surprises from your mother-in-law. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only surprises are the ones you actually want!

NetflixCancelledNoMore-MinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Votes:	9899	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchantments Applied:	150	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of your favorite Netflix shows getting cancelled before they even have a chance to shine? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we never cancel anything! That’s right, our server is like the Netflix of Minecraft, except we actually finish what we start. Join us for a wild ride of non-stop entertainment and drama, just like your favorite TV show that got the axe too soon. Who needs Netflix when you have our server, where the only thing getting cancelled is your plans for the outside world!

SnackAttackCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t satisfy your hunger for adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate snack for your gaming cravings!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their starchy treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to bring good luck to anyone who can catch it. Will you be the one to tame this majestic beast and ride off into the sunset in a blaze of rainbow glory?

So come on down to our server and indulge in a feast of fun and excitement. Who needs snacks when you have a Minecraft server this deliciously entertaining?

Holy Block Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, Jesus himself will come down from the heavens and bless your pixelated crops! That’s right, you heard me. Jesus will be your personal farmer, making sure your wheat grows faster than you can say “holy cow!” But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. And if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams! So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe!

””/Heem/”” – The Minecraft SMP King

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Brocktober edition SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, secret underground lairs, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning your house into a giant cake? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to a pot of gold guarded by a group of dancing chickens.

So why should you join our Brocktober edition SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Sign up now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BridesmaidBoyfriendDrama Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., bachelorette party, Boyfriend, Bridesmaid, BridesmaidBoyfriendDrama, Budget, cold, emotions, fast track, Funeral, ghosted, honeymoon, Minecraft, Obnoxious, patch things up, plus one, rocky situation, Server, stand my ground, Thank you Cards, true colors, two weeks, Wedding

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	205	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server! We promise no bridesmaids ghosting you or bringing their obnoxious boyfriends to your virtual wedding. Plus, we have a strict no-plus-one policy to avoid any messy breakups ruining the fun. Join now for a stress-free gaming experience and leave the real-life drama behind!