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HospitalHottieGFHome

ambulance, anger, Apology, blacking out, care, Circumstances, college, discharge, emergency, financial resources., Girlfriend, Hospital, HospitalHottieGFHome, house sitting, parents, relative, rough situation, rules, Shelter, Treatment, Unpaid

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1394	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where breaking the rules is not only allowed, but encouraged! Need to bring your girlfriend over even though you’re house-sitting? No problem! We support all your rebellious decisions, especially when it involves saving someone’s life.

Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected emergencies, angry parents, and house-sitting drama. Who needs normal circumstances when you can have chaotic adventures like these? Plus, where else can you find a community that understands the importance of breaking rules for a good cause?

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of defying expectations and making questionable choices in the name of love and emergency situations. It’s a virtual world where anything goes, just like in this crazy story. Join now and let the outrageous fun begin!

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

1.5, blocks, PussyCraft, wet

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2415
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

bullshit, Community, CONTENT, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funny, humor, internet, lol, Memecraft, memes, ONLINE, photos, Posting, Random, sharing, social media, Thread, Videos, viral

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2041	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

arms race, battle, China, Countries, defense capabilities, France, global security, India, international relations, Israel, military strength, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nuke count, nukecraft, Pakistan, Poopesh Dickshit, russia, truthNVKES, uk, Usa

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Votes:	9092	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Farms Harvested:	895
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

adult content, Anime, BlockyBoys, boys love, explicit, explicit content, explicit language, explicit scenes, Gay, graphic content, hentai, hung, hung shota, Manga, Mature, mature audience, mature themes, NSFW, pixels, sexual content, sexual themes, what’s the fucking point, yaoi

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2177
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, animation, Anon, art, Babes, Barriers, Bionicle, Blockheads, Characters, Creation, creativity, design, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, imagination, inspiration, lego, Minecraft, Obstacles, Sexy, Taboos, Toys, Women

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

#my hero academia, Academia, action, Adventure, Anime, cuck, deku, determination, Edition, friendship, Hero, Manga, nuff said, power, Protagonist, Quirk, QuirkCraft, SHONEN, society, strength, SuperHero, Training, Villain

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	104
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	210
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

1. Masturbation, 10. sexual satisfaction, 11. taboo, 12. intimate moment, 13. private pleasure, 14. solo sex, 15. visual stimulation, 16. sensual experience, 17. personal pleasure, 18. guilty pleasure, 19. self-love, 2. adult content, 20. adult entertainment., 3. explicit content, 4. sexual pleasure, 5. fantasy, 6. arousal, 7. erotica, 8. sexual release, 9. self-pleasure, Jerk, Palace, pixelated, Pleasure, Quest

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	468	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

Country, Crafty, Edition, hair status, McCraftface, your country, your hair status

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.

LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

73849829, Daily, Daily Edition, discussion, doogFubuki, fbkAyame, individual member, Inugamikorone, K5r6n3, last thread, LolCraft, lolz, love, mionSubaru, MO_OKAYU_GU, moguKorone, Nakiriayame, Nekomataokayu, okayu, OKFAMS, oniMio, Ookamimio, Ookamimio_sab, Oozorasubaru, Shirakamifubuki, twitter, Videos, watch, YODAYOsub

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Items Found:	6032	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of legendary adventures and epic battles that will make your diamond sword tremble with excitement!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling creeper heads. Yes, you read that right! And that was just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server. Imagine building a castle made entirely of cake while riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees. Sounds too good to be true, right? But on our server, anything is possible!

Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS community, where you can discuss each member’s favorite block and share your wildest redstone creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to follow our YouTube channels for some insane gameplay videos and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the pixelated madness and join us on this unforgettable journey through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep mining and crafting like there’s no tomorrow!

Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

banned, Community, computer games, Crafty, Epic, Fails, Friends, Gaming, Gaming Community, Join, linux, Linux users, lol, lolz, mfw, multiplayer, Noobs, not a good day, online ban, online friends, online gaming, Playing, poppybros, restrictions, Technology, virtual world, Wins

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Emeralds Found:	2845	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!