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MoriCraft Server

autistic screeching, Captivating, commentary, elden ring, Entertainment, Gaming, Immersive, INTENSE, Interactive, Live Stream, mori, MoriCraft, Playing, redirection, rote commentary, Server, Silence, Streamer, video games, Watching, xQc-tier

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people just build the same old stuff over and over again? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even watching Mori play Elden Ring is more entertaining!

Join us and experience the chaos of near complete silence broken only by the occasional autistic screeching and rote commentary. It’s like being in a xQc-tier stream, but in Minecraft form!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what kind of insanity you’ll encounter next?

Crafty Jomon Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Ancient civilization, archaeology, art, Crafty, cultural identity, dna testing, Exploration, heritage, History, Identity, indigenous, introspection, Japanese culture, Jomon, lineage, Minecraft, Pottery, Questioning, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Server, tradition

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3464	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	8298
Potions Brewed:	175	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally become a Jomon warrior! That’s right, forget about crafting swords and armor, now you can craft ancient Japanese pottery and use it to defeat your enemies in epic battles.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to whoever eats it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most Jomon-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Casual, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, Fury of Set, general, guides, Izuna, Kirino, Kisaki, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, News, patch notes, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reijo, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, saya, Scrimmages, Shizuko, shorts, Shun, Side Content, smp, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere! Or how about a giant chicken boss battle where you have to use nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot to defeat it? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! We have events like “Descent of the Five Senses” where you’ll have to navigate through a maze blindfolded, and “Rowdy and Cheery!” where you’ll have to throw a party for the villagers while fending off zombie party crashers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

SnotBlockerzMC

Airbnb, blowing nose, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, consideration, Etiquette, garbage bin, germaphobe, gross, hair brush, hygiene, Manners, personal habits, relationship, SnotBlockerzMC, SPITTING, tissue, toilet paper

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing your nose into a garbage bin is not only accepted, but encouraged! Our community thrives on the unique scent of used tissues and the thrill of sharing hair brushes without washing them.

Join us for the ultimate germaphobe nightmare, where spitting on the ground is a sign of respect and using toilet paper as tissues is the norm. Explore our world filled with questionable hygiene practices and never worry about feeling clean again!

So come on in and experience the joy of grossing out your significant other with our one-of-a-kind server. Who needs tissues when you have toilet paper and paper towels at your disposal? Don’t miss out on the chance to embrace your inner germaphobe and join us today!

PokeCraft SMP: Gotta Catch ‘Em All!

#pikachu, blastoise, bulbasaur, Catch, charizard, dragonite, eevee, Favorite, favorite Pokémon, gengar, Gotta, jigglypuff, lucario, mewtwo, pokecraft, pokemon, smp, Snorlax, squirtle, umbreon, vaporeon

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6571
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every player gets their very own Pikachu companion to help them mine diamonds and battle creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary Mewtwo boss that drops rare loot and has a chance of turning your pickaxe into a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000! Plus, every full moon, a wild Charizard flies around the server breathing fire on unsuspecting players – it’s a real blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and catch ‘em all – diamonds, that is!

CreeperCrisis2021

Conflict Resolution, CreeperCrisis2021, Diplomacy, economic inequality, environmental degradation, extremism, global peace, Greatest, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, nuclear weapons, opinion, Peacekeeping, political instability, SECURITY, social unrest, Terrorism, threat, violence, War, world conflict

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
New Chunks Explored:	162380	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are creepers blowing up your peaceful Minecraft village? Are skeletons shooting arrows at your livestock? Are zombies trying to eat your brains? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only threat to global peace is the never-ending battle between players for the title of the ultimate block-building champion!

Join us now and experience the thrill of dodging lava pits, outsmarting ender dragons, and building the most epic structures you can imagine. Who needs real-world problems when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is surviving and thriving in a pixelated paradise?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft universe! And remember, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds – because let’s face it, that’s a real tragedy.

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

arms race, Attacks, cold war, defense strategy, Deterrence, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global politics, international relations, military capabilities, military doctrine, military policy, Minecraft, nonnuclear states, nuclear arsenal, Nuclear deterrence, Nuclear Doctrine, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	30
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

come join our minecraft server where we blow up everything like russia’s nuclear doctrine but on a whole new level, we attack nonnuclear states with our epic TNT cannons and lava traps. watch out for our crazy admins who ride around on creepers and shoot fireballs at unsuspecting players. if you’re looking for chaos and destruction, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so come join us if you dare!

DonetskCraft: HIMARS vs Russian Convoy

Attack, Battalion, Conflict, convoy, Destruction, Donetsk region, DonetskCraft, drone, eastern europe, HIMARS, Hits, Military, Missile, Precision, Russian, strike, Target, uav, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	153	Dragon Eggs Found:	9196
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Love Letters Sent:	16

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we got a whole squad of UAVs dropping mad beats on Russian convoys in the Donetsk region. We even got a HIMARS launcher ready to blast those creepers into oblivion!

Join us and be part of the most insane battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We got explosions, we got chaos, we got everything you need for a wild gaming experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russian convoys who’s boss in the world of blocks! Let’s goooooo! 🚀🔥🎮

Pixel Warrior Fitness

active lifestyle, daily exercise, Effectiveness, exercise effectiveness, exercise frequency, exercise habits, exercise research, exercise routine, exercise science, exercise study, FITNESS, fitness goals, health benefits, physical activity, PIXEL, scientists, study, training frequency, warrior, weekend warrior, workout consistency, workout duration, workout intensity

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

so, like, u know how some peeps be all like “i gotta work out every day or i aint gonna get swole”? well guess what, this server be like the weekend warrior of minecraft servers. u only gotta play on the weekends and u still gonna be a beast.

scientists be sayin’ that it aint about how often u play, it’s about how much u play in total. so why waste ur time grindin’ every day when u can just hop on this server on the weekends and still be a boss?

join now and become the ultimate weekend warrior of minecraft. who needs daily exercise when u got this server, amirite?

Crafty Raora’s Fun Minecraft Server

arousal, attraction, Crafty, craving, desire, FANTASY, Fun, horny, infatuation, longing, Lust, Minecraft, Naughty, Passion, Provocative, Raora, raoras, seductive, Server, sexual, temptation, thinking, Thoughts, yearning

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	109
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a penchant for pranking players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is also home to the legendary Raora, a mysterious creature who is said to have the power to grant wishes…but only if you can solve her riddles first. So come join us on this crazy adventure and who knows, you might just discover that the real treasure was the friends we made along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Intel’s GPU Shares Minecraft SMP

below 1%, Chip, Competition, DROPPED, FIX, GPU, graphics, growth, Improvement, Industry, innovation, intel, Intels, market, market share, Minecraft, Performance, semiconductor, shares, smp, SOLUTIONS, strategy, Technology

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and witness the epic battle between Intel’s GPU and the rest of the server’s players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will Intel’s GPU rise to power once again or will they be forever banished to the depths of obscurity? Only time will tell! So come on, join us and be a part of this wacky adventure filled with twists, turns, and plenty of laughs. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?