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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 4784 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 4927 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).