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CraftyWarzone Minecraft Server

central bank, consumer goods, CraftyWarzone, Crisis, economic impact, economic indicators, Economy, financial news, food price hikes, geopolitical tensions, Government, inflation, international relations, Minecraft, Prices, Rosstat, Ruble, russia, Russian economy, sanctions, Server, war spending, year-high

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchantments Applied:	195	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE MAKE RUSSIA’S INFLATION LOOK LIKE A JOKE! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF, WITH WAR SPENDING ON EPIC BATTLES AND FOOD PRICE HIKES THAT WILL LEAVE YOU HUNGRY FOR MORE. ROSSTAT CAN’T EVEN HANDLE OUR LEVEL OF CRAZINESS! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY. #MINECRAFTGOALS #INFLATIONWHO?

GayCraft Minecraft Server

#77809127, #newempire, #nodiscorders, #nopapists, #nostraightoids, #notripfaggots, #usurper, #verNo biscum, GayCraft, Minecraft, r9gay, Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
New Chunks Explored:	177894	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t tolerate any biscum, straightoids, tripfaggots, discorders, or papists in our new empire. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a giant rainbow llama riding a flying pig. The llama handed out diamond swords to all the players and declared them all honorary members of the Llama Army. From that day on, they roamed the lands, slaying dragons and building epic castles made entirely out of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, no biscum allowed!

CraftyDesk Minecraft Server

Communication, Community, Computer, CraftyDesk, Desktop, Digital, discussion, forum, internet, Keyboard, long tail tags, Minecraft, Mouse, Normal People, office, ONLINE, productivity, Server, social media, tags, Technology, Thread, work

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers filled with normal people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where only the most abnormal players are allowed.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep music. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of cacti. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those normal people behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Room4Me Minecraft Server

adult activities, Alone Time, anxiety, babysitter, bathroom, boyfriend’s family, eating situation, Hawaii, hotel room, IBS, judgement, Minecraft, nephew, Playing, privacy, Room4Me, Server, Snacking, trip, ungrateful, vacation, weight gain

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family vacations and enjoy some much-needed alone time!

Are you tired of being the designated babysitter for your boyfriend’s nephew while everyone else sips cocktails and mingles? Join our server and leave that responsibility behind!

Say goodbye to awkward bathroom situations and judgmental comments about your snacking habits. On our server, you can snack to your heart’s content without anyone batting an eye.

Plus, with your own private hotel room (or virtual house), you can finally relax and enjoy some adult activities without constantly being pulled away to play with the kids.

So come join us and experience the vacation of your dreams – no judgment, no babysitting, just pure relaxation and fun in the world of Minecraft!

NoLonelyHomesAllowed

aita, Boundaries, country club, cousins, disagreement, family, family boundaries, Friends, Investment, investment protection, irresponsible people, ne’er do well cousin, NoLonelyHomesAllowed, personal space, property ownership, Protection, RESPONSIBILITY, second home, security camera, selfish

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Are you tired of unwanted guests crashing your second home like it’s a frat party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where only the coolest and most responsible players are allowed!

Imagine a world where your virtual house is protected from ne’er do well cousins and their reckless friends. No more worrying about security camera alerts while you’re at work, because on our server, only the most trustworthy players are granted access.

Don’t let your hard-earned investment go up in flames like your neighbor’s house (thanks, cousin). Join us and experience a virtual paradise where you can relax and build without the drama of uninvited guests.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to selfishness and hello to a safe and secure virtual home. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike inviting cousin Billy to your real-life BBQ).

CraftyDreams Minecraft Server

Adventure, aspirations, bucket list, challenging myself, CraftyDreams, dream, Exploration, goals, lifelong dreams, living life to the fullest, making memories, Minecraft, new experiences, personal growth, pursuing passions, pushing boundaries, seizing opportunities, Self Discovery, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, unfulfilled desires

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a flaming sword? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where you can build a castle in the sky, tame a dragon as your pet, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server – who knows what kind of epic adventures await you!

StrangerCraft: Random Acts of Kindness

Acts, compassion, faith in humanity, feel-good moment, Generosity, good samaritan, grateful moment, Heartwarming, heartwarming gesture, helping hand, Human Connection, Kindness, memorable interaction, positive encounter, Random, Random act of kindness, random act of kindness from a stranger, Selfless act, stranger kindness, StrangerCraft, touching gesture, unexpected kindness, uplifting experience

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	299	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Villages Defended:	14

Have you ever had a stranger build you a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of random acts of blocky kindness from our wacky community. Who needs real-life friends when you have virtual strangers building you epic structures? Come join the fun and see what surprises await you on our server!

SkeleProof: Past Players Confirmed

ANCESTORS, ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropology, archaeological finds, archaeology, Confirmed, Evidence, Existence, Fossils, historical evidence, History, human evolution, human remains, Paleontology, past generations, Players, prehistoric, proof of life, scientific discovery, SkeleProof, skeletal remains, Skeletons

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mines Excavated:	2896
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? come join our server where skeletons roam the land, holding ancient secrets of the past! they are like the history books of minecraft, except they shoot arrows at you! join us and uncover the mysteries of the past while trying not to get shot in the face! it’s like a history lesson, but with more explosions and less homework. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become a skeleton historian today!

FreshmanClub Minecraft Server

campus, club, college, easier, freshman, freshman club, freshman club members, FreshmanClub, fuck, Hookups, members, Minecraft, peer pressure, relationships, scandal, secret, Server, sexual exploration, social dynamics, Student Life, taboo, temptation, University

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5370
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big secret is that it’s easier to tame a wild Ender Dragon than it is to join the freshman club! But fear not, because once you do, you’ll unlock special powers like the ability to ride a pig into battle or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of your diamond sword.

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a castle made entirely of cake, mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights. And remember, on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules – except for the one about not feeding the creepers after midnight. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and discover the wild and wacky world that awaits you. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the unexpected is just another day in the life of a fearless adventurer.

Fembot Kiss Minecraft Server

AI companions, android romance, Androids, Artificial Intelligence, boyfriends, Date night, digital intimacy, digital love, emotional connections, fembot, futuristic dating, futuristic relationships, GOODBYES, human-robot interaction, kiss, Kissing, mechanical affection, Minecraft, robot love, robotic partners, sci-fi romance, Server, Technology

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	5248	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild world of fembots kissing all their boyfriends goodbye after a romantic date night! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our fembots are programmed to give the best kisses in all of Minecraft. You’ll feel like you’re in a romantic comedy every time you log on.

2. Rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden love potion in our server, you’ll be able to make any fembot fall head over heels for you. Just watch out for jealous boyfriends!

3. Our server is home to the most epic love triangle drama you’ll ever witness. Who will the fembot choose in the end? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our server and experience the love, drama, and kisses that only fembots can provide. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

DogWalkDrama

Bath, Communication, confusion, Couples counseling, Dinner, dog, dog walk, DogWalkDrama, Gaslighting, hurtful, husband, Insight, manipulative, marriage counseling, minor surgery, Movie, peanut butter, relationship, Toy, video game, walk

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	6877
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any gaslighting or manipulation!

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can focus on crafting epic structures and battling mobs. No need to worry about hurtful comments or rocky relationships here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So come on over and let your creativity run wild. Who needs couples counseling when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and leave the drama at the door!