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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1578 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 107 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
lol come join our epic minecraft server where nigerian students are avoiding the uk cuz they know the real party is here! we got so much fun stuff like flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground dance party with herobrine!
but wait, there’s more! if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and grants you three wishes! plus, our staff team is made up of actual unicorns who will grant you wishes and protect you from griefers with their magical horns.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane minecraft server ever created! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun anyways?)
