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Roshidere Minecraft Servers

  • Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

    Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 3751
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9181 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Mines Excavated: 3420
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where the main girl is constantly causing drama and being outcasted by the other girls. But don’t worry, her sister is the real star of the show and is always stirring up trouble in the most hilarious ways possible.

    Looking for a server where every day is like a wacky sitcom episode? Look no further! Join us for insane storylines, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can join a server where the drama never stops?

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show? Come join the madness and see for yourself! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you…😂🎮🤪

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

    Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 2512
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 159 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Emeralds Found: 1948
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sister of the owner randomly pops up on screen to give unsolicited advice and the annoying Russian girl keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the diabolical Wooly Warlord.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious villagers who love to break it down to the latest Minecraft hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride unlike any other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomShackMC Server

    BoomShackMC Server
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 8387
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Magic Items Found: 2883

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a wild west town mixed with a futuristic space station, where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of dancing Apache Indians who will teach you the ancient art of Boom Shack-A-Lak, a secret dance that will unlock hidden treasures and power-ups in the game. But be warned, if you don’t dance well enough, you might anger the gods of Minecraft and face their wrath!

    Explore our server and you’ll find hidden caves filled with glittering diamonds, but watch out for the giant chickens guarding them – they’re not your average farm animals! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco dungeon, where skeletons and zombies boogie down to funky beats.

    But the real reason to join our server? The epic PvP battles that take place every night under the glow of a neon moon. Fight against other players in insane arenas filled with traps and obstacles, and prove once and for all that you’re the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

    GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 9452
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3784 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 154 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

    Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

    But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyContraband

    BlockyContraband
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 7604
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Animals Bred: 77 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 84 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base that feels so illegal, you’ll be constantly looking over your virtual shoulder for the Minecraft police! Our server is filled with hidden traps, secret passageways, and mysterious characters that will keep you on your toes at all times. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 7ElevenCraft Minecraft Server

    7ElevenCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 7708
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Votes: 3907
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly a wild 7-Eleven from Japan appears! and get this, the parent company is like, “yo, Canada convenience giant, you wanna take us over?” and the Canada convenience giant is all like, “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

    join our minecraft server and experience the epic battle between the 7-Eleven from Japan and the Canada convenience giant! will they merge peacefully or will it be an all-out war? who knows, man, who knows. but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be lit AF.

    plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins you’ve ever seen. want to ride a flying pig into battle? done. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? easy peasy. want to build a giant statue of a potato? why the heck not!

    so come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the madness takes you. who knows, you might just become the ruler of the 7-Eleven empire or the Canada convenience giant. anything is possible in this wacky, unpredictable minecraft server.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KyivCraft: Modi’s Adventure

    KyivCraft: Modi’s Adventure
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 5756
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 293237 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Gods Slained: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol you gotta join this epic minecraft server because it’s like the Indian PM visiting Kyiv for the first time since Russia invaded Ukraine – totally unexpected and full of surprises! imagine the chaos and excitement of exploring a world where anything can happen, just like in real life politics. build your own empire and conquer lands like a true world leader, or team up with friends to create alliances and take down your enemies. with epic battles, hidden treasures, and secret alliances waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and coming back for more. so join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime in this crazy minecraft world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DinoNuggetCraft

    DinoNuggetCraft
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 2636
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dinosaur nuggets for days, man. like, imagine chompin’ on dem prehistoric snacks while buildin’ ur epic castle or whatever. plus, we got chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs. like, who needs eggs when u can have shiny rocks, amirite? also, our admin once tamed a creeper and made it his pet. true story, bro. so come on down and join the madness, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even dinosaur nuggets.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to PLAINS N’ (pee)KS – Where the grass is always greener… because we TP you to the perfect spot!

    Welcome to PLAINS N’ (pee)KS – Where the grass is always greener… because we TP you to the perfect spot!
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 9954
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Private Minecraft SMP (Java only)
    Age Group 14-20 years old
    Gameplay Vanilla experience with quality of life plugins
    Features Events, VC hangouts, balanced economy
    Requirements
    • Discord
    • Minecraft Java Edition account
    • Microphone and computer capable of running Simple Voice Chat mod

    FAQs

    Q: Can I join if I’m older than 20?

    A: Unfortunately, Plains n’ Peaks is specifically for players between the ages of 14-20.

    Q: Are private automated farms allowed?

    A: No, Plains n’ Peaks does not allow private automated farms to maintain a balanced economy.

    Q: How can I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by filling out the application form at the following link: Application Form

    Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

    A: Events on Plains n’ Peaks can vary, but they are typically fun activities or challenges for players to participate in.

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  • KrautCraft Minecraft Server

    KrautCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 1806
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have German girls getting hit and beat down by police for protesting against Israel! That’s right, we take human rights and democratic values to a whole new level of chaos and hilarity. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous events and insane stories that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be this crazy? Join now and see for yourself!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrainCellzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

    BrainCellzGoneWild Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 1329
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, it’s time to pack your bags and move to our server, where only the most intellectual giants reside. In our supercluster of brainiacs, you’ll find the most driven and intelligent players in the world.

    Join us in San Francisco (not the real one, of course) and be part of a community where even the sheep have PhDs. Build epic structures with fellow geniuses, engage in intense debates about the best mining techniques, and participate in scholarly discussions about the most efficient ways to defeat the Ender Dragon.

    Don’t waste your time with mediocre servers when you could be surrounded by the best of the best. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us in San Francisco, where the only limit is your IQ level.

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  • GrieferGoneAWOL

    GrieferGoneAWOL
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 6081
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 135 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Farms Harvested: 892
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and revenge! Just like this player’s husband, you never know what kind of scandalous drama will unfold next.

    Witness crazy plot twists, like finding out your in-game partner has been building secret bases with other players behind your back. Or maybe uncovering a scandal where someone stole all the diamonds from the communal chest.

    Join now for a thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your pickaxe close.

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