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Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

Anime, Character development, Coming of Age, Derp, Drama, emotional, friendship, high school, Loneliness, main face, main girl, Minecraft, outcasted, Popularity, rejection, relationships, Rivalry, ROSHI, Roshidere, school life, sister, Sisterhood, smp, social dynamics

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where the main girl is constantly causing drama and being outcasted by the other girls. But don’t worry, her sister is the real star of the show and is always stirring up trouble in the most hilarious ways possible.

Looking for a server where every day is like a wacky sitcom episode? Look no further! Join us for insane storylines, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can join a server where the drama never stops?

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show? Come join the madness and see for yourself! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you…😂🎮🤪

Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

Annoying russian girl, Derp, long tail tag, Minecraft, on-screen, ROSHI, Roshidere, sister, smp

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Emeralds Found:	1953	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sister of the owner randomly pops up on screen to give unsolicited advice and the annoying Russian girl keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the diabolical Wooly Warlord.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious villagers who love to break it down to the latest Minecraft hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride unlike any other!

NukeCraft: Kremlin Khaos

Alliance, cold war, Conflict, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, Khaos, Kremlin, Military, nato, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, provocation, response, russia, SECURITY, Statement, Strategic, Tension

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

so like, u know how the kremlin is all like “woah nato chief, calm down with the nuclear weapons talk”? well, imagine if that whole drama was happening on our minecraft server! join us for some nuclear-level chaos and see if u can survive the political intrigue and explosive drama. who needs diamonds when u have nuclear weapons, amirite? come join us and see if u can navigate the treacherous waters of international relations in the world of minecraft. just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they might be working for the kremlin!

X-Block Community: Notes & Nonsense

+x, beneficial feature, Benefits, collaborative effort, communal notes, Community, community engagement, community involvement, community notes, community support, good thing, helpful resources, interactive platform, nonsense, Notes, positive aspect, positive feedback, shared information, Supportive Community, user contributions, user interaction, User-generated content, valuable content, XBlock

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like da best thing since sliced bread. we got a community so lit, u won’t even believe it. like, we once had a pig riding a chicken as our mayor. true story bro. and don’t even get me started on our epic events. we once had a watermelon eating contest where the winner got a diamond pickaxe. yea, we crazy like dat. so come join us and be part of da madness. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every friday night? yea, it’s lit. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

DepressoCraft: Anxiety Edition

anxiety, depression, DepressoCraft, Diagnosis, Edition, Healthcare, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health research., mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Psychiatry, Psychology, research, scientists, Therapy, Therapy options, Treatment, types of anxiety, types of depression

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Crops Grown:	6484	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally the cure for all your depression and anxiety, bro! Like, we’ve got six different types of fun that will make you forget all your worries and just have a blast!

Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what sadness even feels like! We’ve got crazy mini-games that will have you rolling on the floor, like literally rolling, dude.

Our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a big, happy family. We’ll support you through anything, even if it’s just a bad day in Minecraft.

So, like, forget about therapy and medication, just come chill with us and let the good times roll! Trust us, this server is the real deal when it comes to curing your blues.

GraffitiCraft Minecraft Server

art, art criticism, artistic expression, artistic freedom, Artistic Inspiration, controversy, creativity, debate, Expression, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, grievances, Minecraft, protest, public art, Self-expression, Server, social commentary, Spray Paint, street art, tagging, urban art, Vandalism

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	78	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that the only way to truly express yourself is through the medium of blocky vandalism! Have a beef with someone? Just build a giant statue of them out of TNT and watch it explode in a fiery display of artistic expression.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most talented artists in the Minecraft world. Whether you’re sculpting a masterpiece out of pixelated blocks or creating a pixel art mural of your favorite meme, there’s no limit to what you can create here.

And if you’re feeling a little shy about your artistic skills, don’t worry! Our server is also a safe space for those who have nothing to say. Just sit back, relax, and watch as chaos unfolds around you. Who needs words when you have explosions and mayhem?

So come join us on our server, where airing out grievances justifies vandalism, art is whatever you make it, and silence speaks volumes. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you won’t regret it.

LeprechaunLand Minecraft Server

#announcement, children, Country, culture, Differences, English, Invaders, ireland, irishmen, leave now, LeprechaunLand, migrants, Minecraft, mob beatings, Police, Protection, Punch, Safety, Safety Measures, self defense, Server, uk, Warning

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	3424	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we make sure everyone knows that Ireland is NOT the UK! We may speak English and look similar, but don’t be fooled – we have our own unique ways of dealing with things.

On our server, if you even think about messing with our virtual children, you’ll have a virtual mob of players ready to virtually beat you up. The virtual police won’t come to your rescue, they’ll just file a virtual report while the virtual chaos unfolds.

Thanks to the virtual migrants from the UK, our server has seen a virtual increase in mob beatings. So if you want to learn about our virtual culture and the differences between us and the UK, just try something stupid and you’ll get a virtual lesson real quick.

So if you’re looking for a virtual challenge and want to test your virtual fighting skills against some virtual Irishmen, then join our server now! Just remember, you’re in the wrong virtual country, so don’t be stupid – leave now while you still can!

SneakyStalkerCraft

10. Covert observation, 11. Unseen presence, 12. Undetected, 13. Undercover, 14. Stealthy monitoring, 15. Unnoticed, 16. Confidentiality breach, 17. Clandestine activities, 18. Surreptitious tracking, 19. Unseen watcher, 2. Surveillance, 20. Concealed surveillance., 3. Personal habits, 4. Daily routine, 5. Secret life, 6. Stalker, 7. Intrusion, 8. Hidden behavior, 9. Unaware, privacy invasion, SneakyStalkerCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Join our Minecraft server and find out what it’s like to be followed by invisible players all day, every day! Our server is so immersive that you’ll never know who’s watching you mine those diamonds or build that epic castle. Maybe they’ll discover your secret love for building pixel art of llamas or your obsession with collecting every type of flower in the game. Who knows what they’ll uncover about you? Join now and let the stalking begin!

ToyCraft Minecraft Server

ayatollah, childrens toys, Cultural invasion, education, Globalization, Ideology, iran, Iranian government, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, Media influence, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, parenting, Politics, Propaganda, Religion, Server, society, supreme leader, ToyCraft, traditional values, western influence

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. It’s like, the most epic place to play Minecraft, ya know? Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was this dude named Khamenei, right? And he was all like, “Children’s toys are a cultural invasion!” Can you believe that? Like, what even is that, dude?

But on this server, we embrace all things fun and awesome, including children’s toys. We have the craziest builds, the wildest adventures, and the most epic parties. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the best loot. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

So, if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have a blast, and maybe even find some hidden treasures, then this server is the place to be. Join us now and let the fun begin!

NukeCraft: US vs China

Asia, China, clean energy, comparison, Development, ENERGY, energy policy, energy sources, global competition., Infrastructure, innovation, nuclear power, nuclear technology, nukecraft, power generation, progress, renewable energy, Report, Technology, united states, US

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

so, liek, this server is liek the bomb dot com, literally cuz we got nuclear power and stuff. but get this, we’re 15 years behind china, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride.

join our server for the chance to experience the thrill of nuclear power, but with a hilarious twist. our reactors are run by a team of derpy chickens who have no idea what they’re doing.

watch as they accidentally set off explosions, create mutant mobs, and turn the whole server into a chaotic mess. it’s like a real-life sitcom, but in minecraft.

so come join us for a nuclear-powered adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast. literally.

TeaCrafters: Lost Rituals

antique tea sets, artefacts, ceremonial tea sets, cozy tea accessories, cultural artefacts, decorative tea sets, elaborate tea sets, forgotten human traditions, handmade tea cosies, historical artefacts, Lost, lost human ritual, ritualistic tea sets, Rituals, tea accessories, tea cosies, tea party essentials, tea set collection, Tea sets, TeaCrafters, traditional tea sets, unique tea cosies, vintage tea sets

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8343
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Yo, on this server, we got tea sets and tea cosies like you wouldn’t believe! These ain’t just any ol’ tea accessories, nah, these babies are artefacts of a lost human ritual! Legend has it, back in the day, people used to have tea parties with these fancy shmancy sets and cosies. But then, one day, they all disappeared, leaving only traces of their existence in Minecraft.

Join our server and uncover the mysteries of the tea sets and tea cosies! Maybe you’ll even stumble upon the secret tea party dimension, where all the lost tea lovers gather for a never-ending tea party extravaganza. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on this wild ride of a server! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the world of tea sets and tea cosies like never before!

BlockHER2: DUSP6 Discovery!

BlockHER2, breast cancer, cancer cell sensitivity, cancer recurrence, cancer recurrence prevention, cancer research, cancer treatment, cell growth, discovery, DUSP6, DUSP6 protein, experimental models, experimental studies, HER2-positive, medical breakthrough, promising approach, protein blocking, recurrence prevention, Targeted therapy, therapy effectiveness, therapy sensitivity, treatment resistance, tumor growth inhibition

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Animals Bred:	89
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we block protein called DUSP6 to prevent breast cancer recurrence! HER2-positive breast cancer cells can’t even grow here, and treatment-resistant cancer cells become weaklings! it’s like a magical potion for your health, but in minecraft form! join now for a chance to defeat cancer with your blocky pals and build a world where cancer is just a distant memory!