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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4507 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in. We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night.
But wait, there’s more! We have a magical unicorn petting zoo, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that respawn every hour. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave those BLACK MONKEY NIGGERS in the dust as we build, explore, and laugh our way to victory!