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”da Wacky Wose Minecraft Server”

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	803
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to da wose Minecraft server, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are afraid of kittens.

Why should you join da wose? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, llama architects at your service!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the heart of our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. All you have to do is find the magical rainbow sheep who will guide you to its hidden entrance.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join da wose Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

ACEcraft: Guns ‘n’ Roses

Ace, acecraft, Adulthood, adverse childhood experience, childhood trauma, cumulative exposure, gun ownership, Gun Violence, Guns, household firearm ownership, long-term consequences, mental health, perceived threats, personal safety, physical violence, psychological effects, public health, research, risk factors, roses, social determinants, Trauma, vulnerability to violence

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	7569	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2

So, like, come join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, we got all da guns and stuff! Like, if you had a rough childhood, dis is da place for you! We got all da crazy guns and weapons to make you feel safe and stuff. Plus, like, we got crazy stories of people getting attacked by creepers and zombies, so you gotta be ready to defend yourself at all times! Join us and feel the adrenaline rush of surviving in a world full of danger and excitement!

CraftyLove: It’s Not All Diamonds & Roses

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, diamonds, emotional intelligence, Expectations, growth, healthy relationships, long term, love, misconceptions, Myths, Partnership, relationships, Respect, roses, SELF AWARENESS, Stereotypes, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and constantly being told that you need to find a Minecraft partner to be happy? Well, on our server, we believe in embracing the single life and building epic structures all by yourself! Who needs a Minecraft partner when you have unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper named Steve to keep you company?

Join our server and say goodbye to the pressure of finding a Minecraft significant other. Build your own empire, slay dragons, and conquer dungeons all on your own terms. Who needs love when you have a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility?

So come on, join our server and show the world that you don’t need a Minecraft partner to be a boss in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, looking for a worthy opponent to challenge him to a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

RoseCraft: ThornCounters

attitude, beauty, Challenges, Contrast, counting thorns, dichotomy, different views, Flowers, mindfulness, Nature, Negativity, Observation, optimism, Perception, perspective, pessimism, positivity, RoseCraft, roses, smelling roses, ThornCounters, thorns

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the roses smell like bacon and the thorns are made of chocolate! 🌹🥓🍫

we have a secret underground city where llamas ride pigs and chickens wear sunglasses. 🕶️🐔

our players have the power to shoot rainbows out of their fingertips and ride unicorns into battle. 🌈🦄

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and a diamond sword that sings show tunes. 🐉💎🎶

so what are you waiting for? come join the wackiest, wildest, most wonderful minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌🎮

ThornCraft: Roses & Pixels

botanical thorns, breeding roses, colorful roses, floral genetics, flower breeding, flower colors, flower thorns, garden roses, horticulture, hybrid roses, pixels, plant breeding, rose colors, rose cultivation, rose hybrids, rose thorns, rose varieties, roses, ThornCraft, thorned flowers, thorns, thorny roses

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

come join our minecraft server where we got more rose colors than a rainbow but watch out cuz they all got thorns! it’s like a rose garden on steroids, but with creepers instead of bees.

if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers with the same old flowers, come to ours where we have a rose for every mood. feeling angry? we got a red rose for that. feeling sad? we got a blue rose for that. feeling confused? we got a rainbow rose for that.

but be careful, cuz these roses aren’t just for show. they’ll attack you if you get too close. it’s like a botanical battle royale up in here. so come join us and see if you can survive the rose apocalypse.

YenYikes Minecraft Server – Where Trump’s Dollar is King!

biden, Business, China, Competition, Crooked Joe, Disaster, Dollar, Japan, King, Limits, manufacturers, Minecraft, open field day, Plants, president, roses, Server, smart countries, trump, Trumps, united states, violations, Wake Up, yen, YenYikes

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Animals Bred:	118	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the currency actually makes sense? Well, look no further! Join our server where the USD is worth less than dirt! That’s right, we’ve created a virtual economy where the more you have, the less it’s worth.

Imagine a world where you can trade a stack of diamonds for a single piece of dirt. Sound ridiculous? That’s because it is! But that’s the kind of chaos and hilarity you can expect on our server.

Just like how the Dollar hit a 34 year high against the Yen, our server will hit a 34 year high in entertainment value. Forget about building cool structures or battling monsters, the real challenge is navigating our wacky economy.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs stability when you can have insanity? Join now and watch as the virtual world crumbles around you in the most hilarious way possible!

TrackTrotFunLand

3 legged race, agility, alternative races, athletic challenges, athletic events, backwards running, Competition, creativity, Diversity, Endurance, olympics, Physical fitness, Running, skipping, sports, sprinting, swimming stroke, track, track and field, TrackTrotFunLand, Unique Races

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LOVE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LOVE LAUGHING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE GOT ALL THE CRAZY STUFF YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEEDED IN MINECRAFT. LIKE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA WHILE FLYING A PIG? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, BABY!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A WHOLE SECTION DEDICATED TO RUNNING BACKWARDS! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! WE’RE TALKING ABOUT RUNNING BACKWARDS, SKIPPING, AND EVEN 3 LEGGED RACES! IT’S A REAL HOOT, I TELL YA!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’VE EVER SEEN! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!

AlzCraft: No Proof of Effect

AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s drugs, Alzheimer’s research, available data, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Confirm, data, disease process, Disease Progression, drug effectiveness, effect, Healthcare, medical advancements, modify, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, newly-approved, patient outcomes, pharmaceuticals, proof, treatment options

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ores Mined:	5963
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz like, we got the most insane builds and craziest mini games u ever seen. like, our spawn town is literally made of diamonds and gold, and we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground maze filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. only the bravest players can make it out alive. oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons? yeah, it’s a real blast.

join our server now and become part of the most epic minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!

SentinelCraft [1.21]

10 years running, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Bluemap, chest, Claims, Community, Community Events, Community website, Coreprotect, disguise, Economy, Fly, Friendly staff, Griefprevention, Homes, Huskclaims, Husktowns, Jobs, Land Claims, lighthearted environment, Longstanding friendships, Map, Mature Community, MCMMO, Minecraft 1.21, No Grief, Nogrief, Npc, Player Shops, Quests, Raiding protection, sentinelcraft, skins, Survival, Tokenshop, Towns, Towny, Treasure, Vanilla, Votifier

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

IP: play.sentinelcraft.netMinecraft 1.21 Version!

SentinelCraft is a survival based minecraft server that was founded in May 2013! It’s been running for over 10 years and has grown a mature, friendly and welcoming community and staff.

We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means all your builds are safe. If you like survival with some extra spice you’ll fit right in!

Here at SentinelCraft you can play with your friends, make land claims, make towns, interact with player shops, participate in community events and more!

Our aim is that everyone in this community feels welcomed, has fun and creates long-standing friendships as we all have done for the past 10 years in a mature, lighthearted environment.

If you want to find out more, or join the ride Click here to view our website.

play.sentinelcraft.net

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping sprees are just as important as surviving in 1.21 with friends and enemies alike!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4493
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Runes Activated:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	273	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Homes and TPA	Players can set home locations and teleport to other players
Live World Map	View a live map of the server world
Mob Heads	Players have a chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust and playtime

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How can I claim land?

A: You can claim land by using the “/claim” command.

Q: Can I teleport to other players?

A: Yes, you can teleport to other players using the “/tpa” command.

Q: How do I view the live world map?

A: You can access the live world map through the server’s website.

Q: How can I get mob heads?

A: Mob heads have a chance to drop from mobs when killed by a player.

Q: Is there a way to skip the night?

A: Yes, one player sleep feature allows one player to skip the night for everyone.

Q: How are ranks determined?

A: Ranks are based on trust levels and playtime on the server.

CoomCraft Minecraft Server

academic research, ancient artifacts, ancient civilizations, ancient history, archaeological discovery, Archaeological excavation, Archaeological Findings, coom figurines, CoomCraft, cultural anthropology, cultural context, cultural heritage, Cultural significance, Fertility Goddess, fertility rituals, fertility symbolism, historians, historical analysis, historical artifacts, historical evidence, historical interpretation, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even historians are getting in on the action. They found some coom figurines in your country and are convinced they are fertility goddesses. Join our server and uncover the ancient secrets of the coom goddesses while building your own epic creations. Who knows what other crazy discoveries await you on our server! Join now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

Minecraft SMP: GazaGriefers – Is the Gaza war the most compelling case of “fuck around and…”

And, CASE, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Compelling, Conflict, fuck, gaza, Gaza War, GazaGriefers, geopolitical tensions, Hamas, human rights violations, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political unrest, smp, united nations, violence, War, War Crimes, war zone

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like the Gaza war of Minecraft – a true “fuck around and find out” experience! Join us for insane battles, epic pranks, and a community that thrives on chaos. Who knows what will happen next? Will someone build a giant TNT cannon and blow up the spawn? Will someone accidentally release a horde of creepers into the shopping district? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on the craziest Minecraft server around!

WorstOfferMinecraftSMP

freemium model, game design, game development, game economy, game industry trends, game marketing, game monetization, Gaming, Gaming Community, in-game purchases, loot boxes, microtransactions, mobile games, online gaming, pay to win, player experience, player feedback, Virtual Goods, worst ingame offers, WorstOfferMinecraftSMP, worthiness

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Are you tired of boring old servers with lame offers? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, enchanted gear, and even a pet dragon! And that’s not all – we have secret dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. So if you want to experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there, come join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

HatecraftTV

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring, mainstream Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is like the reality TV show you love to hate! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. From secret alliances to epic battles, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So why settle for the same old boring servers when you can join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Ashley’s Indigenous Universe Minecraft Server

Ashley Callingbull, Ashleys, beauty pageant, Canadian Beauty Queen, Canadian Indigenous Woman, Crowned Miss Canada Universe, First Indigenous Woman, first nations, indigenous, Indigenous Activist, indigenous beauty, indigenous culture, Indigenous Empowerment, Indigenous Leadership, indigenous pride, indigenous representation, indigenous rights, Indigenous Woman, Minecraft, Miss Canada Universe, Miss Universe Canada, Role Model, Server, Universe

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Star Shards Collected:	76
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Potions Brewed:	133
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

u want a minecraft server that is as lit as ashley callingbull being crowned miss canada universe? well, u found it! this server is so epic, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and a community that is tighter than a villager’s purse strings. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ender dragon. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build a world that even notch would be jealous of!

BoxingBlitzOLYmpix

Bout, boxing, BoxingBlitzOLYmpix, brief bout, Competition, controversy, debunking misinformation, digital age, false information, internet, Misinformation, misinformation online, misinformation spread, Olympic, Olympic boxing, ONLINE, Rumors, social media, sports, super-brief, viral

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and villagers that speak in riddles. but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the minecraft world. join us and help stop their evil plans or maybe even join them, who knows?

oh and did i mention we have a hidden disco party room where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies? it’s lit, fam.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.