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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 3251 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!