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> Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	65
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!

So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

No Racism Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of all the discrimination against black sheep in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace diversity and celebrate all colors of wool! Join us and help us put an end to the woolly racism that has plagued the Minecraft community for far too long. Plus, rumor has it that our black sheep drop extra rare loot when sheared – so come on over and start shearing for some epic rewards! Let’s make Minecraft a more inclusive and colorful place for all players, one sheep at a time.

Dark Intellectual Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Dragon Eggs Found:	5037	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	8417	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the crazy antics and wild adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Darth Maul himself, who has somehow found his way into our Minecraft world and is wreaking havoc on all the players. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his double-bladed lightsaber for yourself?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that George Lucas and Ridley Scott are also roaming around the server, creating epic storylines and mind-bending plot twists for all the players to enjoy. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll come up with next?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a truly out-of-this-world adventure. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky and wild server!

Med or Arab Minecraft Server

Appearance, arab, Arab descent, Brazilian, Diversity, ethnic features, ethnicity, Ghoul, Ginger, Identity, Israeli culture, Israelis, Italian, Med, Mediterranean, Mediterranean descent, middle eastern, Minecraft, mixed heritage, multicultural, racial ambiguity, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of trying to figure out if someone is Israeli, Arab, Italian, or a Brazi übermutt? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where players morph into different nationalities every time they respawn. One minute you could be a pale ginger ghoul, the next you could be mistaken for a Brazilian beach bum. Who knows what crazy adventure awaits you on our server! Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience.

Minecraft SMP: Romcom Mystery Thriller Koibami

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4046	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Animals Bred:	197	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are never what they seem! Join us for a romcom mystery thriller experience like no other, inspired by the epic saga “Koibami Shoujo” vol 2 by the legendary Kawabatao.

Imagine this: you’re just a regular high school boy trying to navigate the treacherous waters of teenage romance, when suddenly, five cute girls all confess their undying love for you on the same day! But wait, there’s a twist – four of these girls are actually love-eating monsters in disguise, hell-bent on devouring your ability to love forever. Can you spot the one human girl who truly loves you amidst the chaos?

With recommendations from none other than “Detective Conan” creator Gosho Aoyama, this SMP promises a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and heart-pounding thrills. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a quest to find true love in the most absurd and entertaining way possible!

Gemstone City – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Crops Grown:	3484	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rain showers, and chicken jousting tournaments!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Prism no Mahou, a mystical power that can turn your pickaxe into a disco ball of destruction! And don’t even get us started on our resident streamer, KosekiBijou, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Just remember, don’t engage with diggers or you might end up in a battle of wits with a troll riding a llama. Rock on, my fellow blockheads!

Nordic Dad Jokes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	New Chunks Explored:	661315
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Need a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was just minding my own business, trying to show off my Nordic vibes, when suddenly my dad’s pet porcupine decided to go all ninja on me and stabbed me with one of its quills! If that’s not a sign that you need to join our server for some unexpected twists and turns, then I don’t know what is. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft fun – just watch out for those sneaky porcupines!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1905
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRAR.SKYBARS.ME

Matchmaking Masters Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crops Grown:	3522	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only skill you need is clicking a mouse? Well, look no further because on our server, we have skill-based damage! That’s right, your ability to build and mine will directly affect how much damage you can do to your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! We also have skill-based connection, so if you have lightning-fast internet, you’ll be able to move and build faster than everyone else. And don’t even get me started on our engagement Optimised Matchmaking – we’ll match you up with players who are just as skilled and crazy as you are.

And get this – the developers are actually rigging the game in real time. That’s right, they’re changing the rules as you play, so you never know what’s going to happen next. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster!

So come join us on our server where gaming isn’t just about profit – it’s about having a wild and ridiculous time. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret conspiracy behind all those creepers and zombies. See you there!

> Sees Attractive Black Women Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of being judged based on your skin color in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing that matters is how good you are at building and surviving! No more worrying about being labeled as a BWC (Black Woman Only) – here, everyone is welcome, no matter what color you are! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in memes. Join if you dare!