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KWA BOT Y – The Minecraft SMP Guy

God hates me, Loneliness, Kwa, rope, guy

Are you tired of real life drama and just want to escape into a world of blocky fun? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real life troubles.

Need a break from all the chaos in your life? Join our server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore with a community of like-minded players who are just as wacky as you are. Who needs friends in real life when you can have virtual friends who will always have your back, even when your cat is dying of kidney disease and your pen explodes in your new house?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin. Who knows, you might even forget about buying that rope off Amazon and instead focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

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The Best Suicide Method But I Have Some Problems Minecraft SMP

drowning, painkillers, suicide method, rope, SUICIDE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a shopping district with a bridge over a deep river, where players can test their survival skills in the most extreme way possible.

Join our server and experience the adrenaline rush of tying heavy kettlebells to your ankles, slicing your wrists open, and jumping off the bridge to see if you can survive the fall into the river. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Worried about someone stopping you from your epic stunt or getting sent to a psych ward? Don’t worry, we have a solution for that too! Just speak to the ambulance/police calmly and rationally, and you might just get away with it. Plus, the chance of someone stripping you naked to prevent hypothermia is just an added bonus to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and insane gameplay you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft! Just remember to play at your own risk and have a blast!

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”> Be Me Minecraft Server”

finasteride, progesterone, hairloss, rope, balding

> Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the woes of real life like this poor balding guy!

> Our server is so magical that it can reverse hair loss and give you luscious locks of hair in-game!

> Take on the role of a powerful wizard who can cast spells to make your enemies’ hair fall out while yours grows thicker and fuller!

> And don’t worry about any weird side effects like growing cup tits and lactating, because on our server, anything is possible!

> Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing that it can even reverse the effects of the COVID vaccine! Say goodbye to any worries about side effects and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

> So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your balding woes in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

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Pixel Rope Minecraft Server

death planning, rope, noose, wardrobe pole, heavy breathing technique

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most insane respawn feature ever – just like in real life! Tie a 12mm polypropylene rope to a wardrobe pole, do some heavy breathing, put on the noose, and pass out for a painless death experience. It’s like a respawn button, but with a twist! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge and see if you can respawn like a pro. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

seeking advice, online relationships, 4chan, rejection, coping strategies

Are you tired of getting ghosted by your e-boyfriends and online friends? Are you feeling like you’re getting unadded left and right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being lonely again! Our community is filled with friendly players who will always be there to chat and play with you, no matter what! Plus, we have a strict “no roping” policy, so you can leave those dark thoughts behind and focus on building epic structures and having a blast in-game. Join us now and say goodbye to online drama!

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Rope Battle Minecraft Server

social justice, CHANGE, rope, Minecraft, solidarity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, get ready to FIGHT THE DAY OF THE ROPE on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a group of evil villagers who decided to take over the server and enslave all the players. But fear not, brave warrior! You have the power to fight back and save the day! Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil villagers and restore peace to the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and powerful creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Can you find and tame the Diamond Chicken to become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and FIGHT THE DAY OF THE ROPE for an adventure like no other!

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Butthurt Belter’s Rope Minecraft Server

Belters, emotions, coping mechanism, Communication, healing

Are you tired of getting roped into drama by those pesky butthurt belters? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no butthurt belter policy! Join us and say goodbye to the drama and hello to endless fun and adventure.

But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can mine diamonds with unicorns, build castles with talking animals, and battle evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon. Who needs reality when you have our crazy Minecraft world to escape to?

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the butthurt belters behind. Your soul will thank you for it!

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Kite-Flying Friends Server

Adventure, wingsuit, creative ideas, Fly, Server

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got flying friends like kites!!! Imagine tying a rope around ur buddy in a wingsuit and letting the wind take them away like a beautiful kite in the sky! We also have magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows, true story bro. And if u dig deep enough, u might find a secret portal to a land of dancing llamas and talking trees. Plus, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u wishes and turn ur enemies into chickens. So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of ur life!

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LeafyJewMD Minecraft Server

Jew cap, socialized healthcare, Server, Minecraft, Jew government

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further than our server, where the only prescription is pure chaos! Join us and escape the clutches of evil doctors trying to force you into questionable vaccines. Our server is a safe haven for all non-vaxxies, where you can build, mine, and explore without fear of being labeled a terrorist. Plus, we have a special “Rope or Mexico” event where you can choose your own adventure. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

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RopeCraft Minecraft Server

accessories, Server, must have, Minecraft, fashion

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a llama wearing a top hat.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Plus, our Plebbit bags are overflowing with goodies like enchanted golden apples and diamond pickaxes that never break.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server just to challenge players to dance-offs. And if you win, he’ll give you a secret treasure map that leads to a hidden disco party in the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just be prepared for your Plebbit bags to explode with excitement!

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