Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with unwanted guests? Look no further! Our server is like a spacious NYC apartment, but without the awkward roommates’ girlfriends hanging around uninvited. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where you don’t have to worry about feeling like a third wheel in your own virtual home. Plus, our virtual living situations are way better than those tiny shoe-box apartments you’re used to. Don’t be the ***hole, join our server today!
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RoomieGF Minecraft Server

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NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape roommate drama like never before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates moving in rent-free. Say goodbye to Jake and his duffel bags taking over your space – on our server, you’re the boss of your own blocky kingdom!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and embark on quests to help other players find affordable housing options for their unwanted guests. Become a virtual hero and save the day by teaching them the importance of respecting lease agreements and boundaries.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to roommate drama, one block at a time! Who knew virtual blocks could bring so much joy and laughter?
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Roommate’s Dog Perks Server
join our epic minecraft server where you can have all the fun of owning a dog without actually having to take care of one. imagine all the cuddles and playtime without having to pick up poop or pay for vet bills. it’s like having a virtual pet that doesn’t pee on your carpet. plus, our server is so lit that even your roommate’s dog would want to join. woof woof, bitches. -
RiceRageCraft
Are you tired of living with roommates who eat 3-day-old rice straight from the pot? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be putting in the sink is your enemies!We promise not to judge you for cleaning up after your roommates’ questionable food choices. In fact, we encourage it! Who knows, maybe that 3-day-old rice was actually a powerful potion in disguise.
Join us and embark on epic adventures where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to eat that suspicious-looking mushroom or not. Don’t be the asshole, be the hero of your own Minecraft story on our server!
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FlushCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any annoying siblings around? Look no further!Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?
So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!
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HangryHousemateHavoc
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy roommate drama? Look no further than our server!Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few used diapers (just kidding, we keep things clean around here).
Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your Bengali friend who can’t seem to stop eating your food. We promise, no one will be staring at your plate while you play on our server – unless it’s a creeper trying to sneak up on you!
So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you regret not joining sooner!
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BreakupBnB Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with toxic relationships in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!Our server is a safe haven from real-life drama, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic exes getting in the way. Plus, we have a strict “no child support drama” policy, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unexpected texts from your sister’s ex.
Join us now and leave the real world behind – no rent payments required, just endless fun and creativity!
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HangryCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of cooking for ungrateful roommates who can’t appreciate your culinary skills? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual feast fit for a king (or queen)!On our server, you can create elaborate dining halls, cook up delicious virtual meals, and even host dinner parties with your friends (who hopefully won’t yell at you over potatoes). And the best part? You’ll never have to deal with ungrateful roommates demanding meals ever again!
So come join us on our server and feast like never before. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a virtual banquet at your fingertips? Join now and let the cooking (and the fun) begin!
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ChairSwapCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s accusations against my innocent kitten? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with drama, tears, and broken headphones (not by my cat, I swear).Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question whether you should reimburse your roommate for a slightly damaged chair or not. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to keep the “ruined” chair as a gift instead of getting a new one.
But be warned, our server is so chaotic that even your cat might get involved in the drama. Just make sure to keep your door closed to avoid any headphone cable disasters.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as my roommate’s emotions, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to fix that chair with some glue and a little bit of cat magic.
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CousinCraft: Get a Job, Emo!
Are you tired of dealing with pesky roommates and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No emotional support dogs allowed, only friendly wolves who won’t pee on your floors or chew up your furniture.Our server is a safe space for all players, no need for emotional support animals here! Plus, we have a strict no drama policy – if someone starts barking up the wrong tree, they’ll be swiftly kicked out (just like that pesky dog).
Join us and leave your real-life problems behind – because who needs a “fur baby” when you can have a pixelated pet instead? Let’s build a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie invasions. See you in the game!
