Join our server and let your creativity run wild as you create the ultimate fortress to keep out unwanted guests. No more awkward conversations in the kitchen or unexpected visits to your bedroom – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!
Plus, if you ever encounter a player who gives you bad vibes, you can simply lock them out of your virtual world and never have to deal with them again. Build, explore, and conquer without any creepy roommates ruining your experience.
So come join our server and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a world where you are in control of your own space. Let the gaming adventures begin!
Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your roommates ganging up on you or making passive-aggressive comments about your relationship. On our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!
And don’t worry about getting locked out of our server – we have plenty of friendly players who will help you out, unlike the unhelpful roommates in this story. Plus, we have a strict “no drama llama” policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world with like-minded players.
So come join our server and leave the real-life roommate drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join our server and never worry about your snacks disappearing again! You can create secret snack stashes, booby trap your cookie jar, and even hire virtual snack guards to keep watch 24/7. No more awkward vibes or passive-aggressive snack confrontations – just pure snack-filled fun!
And hey, if you ever need a break from snack wars, you can explore our epic virtual world, complete crazy challenges, and maybe even uncover the ultimate snack treasure. So come on, join us on this Minecraft server and let the snack-tastic adventures begin! Who needs roommates when you have a whole snack kingdom to rule?!
Imagine a world where you can safely leave your peanut chicken stew in the fridge without worrying about someone with a secret peanut allergy sneaking a bite and accusing you of poisoning them. Our server is a safe space for all food lovers, no matter what allergies they may have.
Join now and experience the thrill of cooking up delicious virtual meals without the fear of being accused of food sabotage. Don’t let food thieves ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game on without the drama!
Our server is perfect for those who believe in the freedom to walk and make noise at any hour of the day. No more tiptoeing around like a ninja – let your footsteps be heard loud and clear!
And if you ever encounter a grumpy roommate who tries to record your every move, don’t worry – we have plenty of virtual space for you to roam without any pesky phone cameras in sight. Join now and let your inner walker run free!
Join us for the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Build your own virtual apartment and invite your friends over for a quick bathroom break – just make sure your roommate doesn’t catch you! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who needs a place to crash for the night.
So if you’re tired of real-life roommate drama and want to experience it in a whole new way, join our server today! Just remember to respect each other’s virtual boundaries, or you might end up getting kicked out of the virtual apartment building.
Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures, where you won’t have to worry about sitting in anyone’s urine (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment here).
Our server is perfect for those with OCD or germaphobia, as we promise a pee-free environment for all players. So come on in and let’s build some epic structures without any bathroom mishaps getting in the way. See you in the game!
We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this – every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Yeah, you heard me right, THREE WISHES!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron beak. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted the power to control time itself!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, okay? Okay.
imagine flyin around on ur elytra and suddenly a chunk of rocket hits u outta nowhere, sending u spiralin down to the ground like a derp. it’s like a thrill ride every time u log on!
plus, there’s a 26% chance each year of airspace bein disrupted, so u never know when u gonna have to navigate through a field of floatin debris just to get to ur friend’s house. it’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with rockets instead of balls.
so come join us on dis server and experience the chaos for urself. who needs boring old regular minecraft when u can have rocket debris rainin down on u instead? let’s get wild, baby!
| Worlds | Description |
|---|---|
| Ancaladore | Main world of the server |
| Morhollow | Nether world |
| Vastoria | End world |
Join with: enter.kingdomscalling.com
Bedrock Port 19132
1st 10 Claims in Ancaladore FREE
Buy more land with in-game money or Kicas
Earn FREE claims through VOTING and PLAYTIME
NO Land Upkeeps
PVP ON everywhere
PVP Protection in claims (NO PROTECTION OPTIONS)
Only Nether has personal PVP Protection If choose
Unclaimed Lands reset randomly
Website: www.kingdomscalling.com
Discord: https://discord.gg/cQjxPx3j39
Imagine a world where pigs fly, literally! You can ride them through the skies like a majestic bacon-powered unicorn.
And the best part? You can build a house out of actual cheese blocks! Say cheese and smile as you watch your dairy dream home come to life.
But wait, there’s more! You can even battle giant zombie chickens with laser eyes. It’s like a poultry apocalypse up in here.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world with keychains that represent all the colors of the rainbow. Whether you’re a proud member of the LGBTQ+ community or just a fan of bright colors, our server has something for everyone.
And don’t worry about encountering any homophobes here – we’ve got a special pastel American flag keychain just for them. They’ll be too busy praising America to spread hate, thanks to our sneaky keychain tactics.
So come on over and join the fun – you won’t find a more inclusive and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!
But wait, it gets even crazier. The spawn point is actually a giant taco that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. And if you manage to find the secret hidden base, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. I’m not even kidding, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that the PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by flying pigs? Yeah, you heard me. Flying. Pigs. And if you win a match, you get a special potion that turns you into a disco ball for 24 hours.
So, like, if you’re looking for a totally wacky and wild Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear.
