Picture this: you and your roommate are no longer arguing over parking spots, but instead, you’re battling it out in epic PvP battles to claim the ultimate parking spot in the virtual world. Will you be the one to emerge victorious and claim the coveted spot for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and mysterious creatures waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll embark on as you explore the vast world of Minecraft with your fellow players.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a parking spot when you can have a whole virtual world to conquer? Let the fun begin!
But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your virtual belongings, unless you leave your chest unlocked around other players – then all bets are off! So come join us and experience the thrill of never knowing who might be lurking in your virtual bedroom, ready to swipe your precious loot.
And hey, if you ever need to make a quick exit like our player here, just remember – there’s no security deposit to worry about in our pixelated world! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some unforgettable adventures on our server. Just watch out for those sneaky roommates…
On our server, you can build your dream house without fear of it shaking from the intensity of your roommate’s love making. And rest assured, no one will ever use your precious cooking pots for anything other than making delicious virtual meals.
So come join us and leave the drama behind! Build, explore, and craft to your heart’s content without any unwanted interruptions. Trust us, you deserve a peaceful Minecraft experience after dealing with such outrageous roommates in real life.
Join us if you’re tired of someone constantly invading your personal space and making weird comments about your relationships. Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream home without worrying about someone lurking behind you while you cook or watching your every move.
We promise no one will ask you to use your kitchen supplies and leave stains all over them, or judge your gaming skills from the couch. Plus, our community is full of respectful players who won’t make you feel uncomfortable with inappropriate questions about dominance.
So come on over and start fresh in a world where you can set boundaries and actually have them respected. Say goodbye to creepy roommates and hello to a fun and safe Minecraft experience!
Join now and experience the thrill of protecting your drying rack from pesky neighbors who just can’t seem to keep their hands off other people’s clothes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret quest where you can fold other players’ clothes for extra points. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
Join us and never worry about someone standing outside your virtual bathroom, questioning your shower habits. Our water bill is non-existent in this pixelated world, so shower to your heart’s content without any judgment.
Don’t let anyone rain on your shower parade, come join us and let’s wash away the negativity together! Remember, cleanliness is next to blockliness on our server.
Join us and experience the thrill of building without the constant noise of a roommate who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of headphones. Our server is a safe haven for those who value peace and quiet while they mine and craft their way to victory.
Don’t let your Minecraft experience be ruined by a roommate who thinks their late-night conversations are more important than your sleep schedule. Join our server and leave the roommate drama behind – because in our world, the only noise you’ll hear is the satisfying sound of blocks breaking and mobs being defeated.
So come on over and join us – where the only roommate you’ll have to deal with is the friendly villager who always has a great trade deal for you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns, just like the saga of the mystery pizza. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated debate over who has the right to claim a block of land as their own, just like my roommate and I argued over the pizza.
So come join us for a pizza-fueled adventure unlike any other! Who needs to order food when you can feast on the excitement of our Minecraft server instead?
Join us and experience the chaos of trying to convince your friend that it’s totally cool for his girlfriend to move in, even though he’s convinced they’re moving too fast. Will he come around or will you have to resort to giving him an ultimatum? The suspense is killing us!
With plenty of space for everyone, including that one friend who works odd hours and won’t even be home when the girlfriend is around, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, think of the savings when you split the rent five ways!
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of roommate drama. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!
After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!
On our server, you can drive cars without worrying about teaching anyone how to drive, and you can build credit by crafting the most epic structures. And don’t even get us started on the cleanliness – our virtual world is spotless, thanks to our magical cleaning fairies.
With our lease never expiring, you’ll never have to deal with the stress of living with your sister again. Say goodbye to financial woes and hello to a world where you can thrive without the burden of taking care of someone else. Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!
| Discord Link | https://discord.com/invite/JZBY9zGSsQ |
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| Server IP | 66.59.211.247:25565 or strawlemon.minecraft.best |
If you’re looking for fun then step right up, we have:
We have a fun thriving community and just started a spawn for everyone to shop at! Come join and chat!
This server and modpack is custom built to create a sense of magical wonder, adventurous spirits, and deadly enemies. You can RP as whatever you’d like: a dragon-slaying wizard, a conquering vampire lord, a righteous vampire hunter, a civilian who bakes bread, a werewolf, etc.
We have Vampirism, Create, Ice and Fire, Better Combat, Simply Swords, Botania, Blood Magic, Occultism, Mowzie’s Mobs and 150+ more mods.
This server is Forge 1.20.1 only, open to everyone. Feel free to join and chat!
| Question | Answer |
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| Is the server modded? | Yes, it has over 150 mods including Vampirism, Create, Ice and Fire, and more. |
| Can I RP as any character? | Yes, you can RP as any character you desire, from a wizard to a werewolf. |
| Is the server open to everyone? | Yes, the server is open to all players who enjoy fun and adventure. |
Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are our financial advisors, the zombies are our hype men, and the skeletons are our bodyguards (because let’s face it, they got mad aim). 💰💰💰
We’ve got insane stories like the time a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, or when someone accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs for days! 🍰🎢
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether portal on fire, then come join us and let’s make some diamond dreams come true! 💎💎💎
On our server, you’ll find parents teaching their Minecraft offspring how to build epic structures out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Forget about traditional parenting methods like timeouts and lectures, our players are all about teaching their kids valuable life skills through the power of pixelated blocks.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “Baby Creeper Daycare” where players can drop off their explosive little ones for some much-needed R&R. Watch as these adorable baby creepers play with each other and learn valuable social skills in a safe and controlled environment.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the future of parenting in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it out there.
Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where you can become a Digimon Vtuber! That’s right, forget about being a regular old player, now you can transform into your favorite digital monster and stream your Minecraft shenanigans to the world!
But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant pixelated bosses to navigating through mind-bending mazes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and unleash your inner Digimon Vtuber for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.