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  • Minecraft Server: RoomEscapeCraft

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    Minecraft Server: RoomEscapeCraft

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    Welcome to the Madness Realm: The Server of Infinite Confusion!

    Greetings, brave minds and lost souls! Journey into a universe woven from the very fabric of chaos! Forget your sanity, because in this pixelated wonderland, we forge the impossible! Prepare to question reality as you build your dreams atop a bedrock of absurdity! Join now, or forever hold your peace with potato-shaped ghosts!

    Beware the Spaghetti Monsters

    Our server is renowned for unearthly encounters! Watch out for the Spaghetti Monsters lurking in the Nether, waiting to steal your blocks and your lunch! They’re just doing their job, you see. Fear not, you must simply offer them peace in the form of pickles and let the sweet aroma of confusion guide you!

    Server Features (Or Are They Features?)

    Feature Explanation
    One-Hit Block Break Guaranteed to break EVERYTHING – including YOUR soul!
    Random Thunderstorms at Midnight Who needs a lightbulb? Let lightning illuminate your life choices!
    Instant Fish Spawn …but only on Wednesdays, when birds translate Minecraftian offerings.
    Respawn in a Parallel Dimension Embrace the chaos! You may or may not continue playing… forever!
    Free Cats, But Only During Eclipse They are actually tiny dragons in disguise. Good luck!

    Epic Player Reviews

    “I don’t even like buckets, but now I have twenty-seven of them and a pet cloud. Living the dream!”

    “A cow gave me a fortune cookie, but it was really a piece of cheese. Do I eat it or code it?”

    “Once, I played for 17 minutes and found a wormhole to a pizza dimension. 10/10, would recommend!”

    “The explosions sing opera, but I’m still waiting for the lobster of justice to emerge.”

    Important Notice

    Failing to stay online for twenty-four hours may summon the Yeti of Regret. It will haunt your dreams and demand your favorite snack at the most inconvenient times. Choose wisely! Remember: You might just be the hero of your own twisted fairy tale or a mere footnote in a manual written by talking sheep!

    Join us now… or become a part of the wallpaper! The choice is absolutely not yours!

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  • CraftyKidLies

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    CraftyKidLies

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for pranksters and jokesters alike! Join us and unleash your inner troll as you trick unsuspecting players into believing the most outrageous lies ever told!

    From convincing players that diamonds grow on trees to claiming that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs, the fun never stops on our server. And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not try telling a child that Notch himself will personally deliver a stack of enchanted golden apples to their doorstep if they join our server? The possibilities are endless!

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride of hilarity and mayhem. Who knows, you might just end up with a new favorite lie to tell the next time a child asks you a question!

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  • PixelPVV: Opt-Out Oasis

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    PixelPVV: Opt-Out Oasis

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    haha come join our epic minecraft server where the dutch government is run by far-right PVV and they ask the EU for an opt-out from asylum rules. like, who even does that?? but it makes for some crazy fun times on our server, trust me.

    you can build your own asylum center and try to sneak in refugees past the crazy government. or maybe you can join the PVV and try to kick out all the asylum seekers. the possibilities are endless and totally wacky.

    plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your escape. it’s like a whole new world of mischief and mayhem in our server.

    so come on, join us and see what kind of madness you can get up to in this wild and unpredictable world. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

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  • Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

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    Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

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    Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!

    We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

    So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

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  • JensenCraft

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    JensenCraft

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    My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.

    172.240.3.189

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  • Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

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    Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

    Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

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  • Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

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    Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

    Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

    Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

    So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

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  • SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

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    SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

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    Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

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  • CraftyCreeperWars

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    CraftyCreeperWars

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    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the ammunition from india enters ukraine and raises russian ire! why is this happening in minecraft you ask? well let me tell you a crazy story.

    so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.

    but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.

    so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?

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  • Berry Tea Wine Server

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    Berry Tea Wine Server

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    join dis minecraft server if u want to keep ur brain cells alive, bro. we got so many berries, tea, and red wine that u will never forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe. eat 6 servings of flavonoid-rich foods per day and u will be 28% less likely to forget where u built ur epic castle. trust me, u don’t want to end up like Steve who forgot where he left his bed and ended up sleeping in a creeper’s cave. so come join us and keep ur brain cells safe while u mine and craft ur way to victory!

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