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  • NoSmokinRoomAITAH

    NoSmokinRoomAITAH
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 4863
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Runes Activated: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Villages Defended: 12
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your boyfriend turning your bedroom into a smoke-filled sauna every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the haze of tobacco smoke! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy while you build and explore.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never guilt trip you for asking them to follow the rules. Say goodbye to tear-filled arguments about smoking etiquette and hello to a drama-free gaming experience.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a magical “anti-tobacco” potion that will make your boyfriend forget all about his beloved joints. Who needs a speech about sacrifices when you can just sip on a virtual elixir instead?

    So why wait? Join our smoke-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to nighttime smoke sessions and hello to a healthier gaming environment. Your lungs will thank you!

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  • CraftyStopper in Minecraft SMP

    CraftyStopper in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 901
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being told to “get a life” and be optimistic? Do you want to escape the clutches of sadness and depression? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and find like-minded people who will help you communicate, make children (in-game, of course), and ultimately beat the system! Say goodbye to listening to shills and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start living regardless of the call of death and entropy. Let’s show them who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Room Reno Minecraft Server

    Room Reno Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 7140
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about boring room upgrades again! Our virtual interior designers are top-notch and can turn your pixelated shack into a luxurious palace fit for a Minecraft king. Need a lava pit for a jacuzzi? We got you covered. Want a pet dragon to guard your diamond stash? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). So come on in and let’s make your room the envy of all your blocky friends!

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  • Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

    Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 5020
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 159 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

    We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

    And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

    So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BroSisGFPsychoLols

    BroSisGFPsychoLols
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 3638
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

    Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

    But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MessyCraft: No Room for Guests!

    MessyCraft: No Room for Guests!
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 6666
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 443
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any messy rooms like in the story above! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will make you feel right at home (without the drama).

    Reasons to join: – Our virtual rooms are always clean and ready for you to explore, no need to worry about any unexpected surprises. – We have a strict “no stress allowed” policy, so you can relax and enjoy the game without any unnecessary drama. – Our handmade dresses are virtual and come in all colors and styles, perfect for dressing up your character in style. – Our server is like a spacious mansion with endless rooms to discover, so you’ll never run out of places to explore. – We promise you won’t find any boxes blocking your way, unless they’re filled with hidden treasures waiting to be uncovered.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only mess you’ll find is the chaos of fun and excitement!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChunkyCraft: No Room for XL!

    ChunkyCraft: No Room for XL!
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 8953
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like being squished in a Jeepney by a crying, entitled woman! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and laughter.

    Reasons to join our server: – No more uncomfortable seating situations, unless you build a wonky chair in-game – No second-hand smoke, just fresh virtual air – No entitled passengers demanding your seat, unless it’s a zombie trying to steal your diamonds

    Come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together! Just remember, there’s always room for you on our server, no matter how big or small your virtual seat may be.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ToddlerTurf Minecraft Server

    ToddlerTurf Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 7499
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep in a neighbor’s camper (unless you want to, of course).

    Join us for a virtual getaway where you can build your dream lake house without worrying about toddler bed-stealers. Our server is perfect for introverts who just want to escape from it all and avoid awkward small talk with the neighbors.

    And if things get too crazy with your family, just hop on our server and escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster. Who needs a family vacation when you can have a virtual adventure in Vegas and the Grand Canyon instead?

    So ditch the family trip and join our server for a vacation you’ll never forget (and won’t have to share a room with a toddler)!

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  • MissingBlockAlert

    MissingBlockAlert
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 5053
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 39
    Alien Abductions: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine logging into our Minecraft server and finding that someone has taken one block out of your meticulously designed castle every day without you noticing! How long would it take for you to realize your diamond throne is missing a block? Join our server for the ultimate challenge of keeping track of your belongings while navigating through crazy adventures and hilarious pranks. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground lair where all your missing blocks have been hiding! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see how long it takes for you to notice the missing items!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FartCraft: The Mystery of the Non-Stinky Rips

    FartCraft: The Mystery of the Non-Stinky Rips
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 2597
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the farts are just as mysterious as the creepers! Join us for a gassy good time as we explore the wonders of flatulence in the world of blocks and pixels.

    On our server, you’ll find that every fart bubble has its own unique scent, from rotten eggs to lavender fields. But beware, some farts are so potent they can clear an entire room in seconds! Will you be able to survive the stink?

    But fear not, for we also have magical fart spells that can be used to prank your friends or fend off enemies. Imagine casting a spell that turns your opponent’s armor into a skunk’s tail – now that’s some powerful gas!

    So come join us on our server and let’s see who can rip the longest, loudest, and smelliest fart in all of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your gas mask and a sense of humor – things are about to get stinky!

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  • Trans Men Menstruation Madness

    Trans Men Menstruation Madness
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 8695
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 321
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

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  • Flood >USA Minecraft Server

    Flood >USA Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 5746
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Towns Built: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Zombie Dances: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 52 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

    Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

    So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

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  • Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 8588
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Animals Bred: 167 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Mines Excavated: 1061
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7741 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

    BlockBusterMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 6873
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 126
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Mythical Swords Crafted: 90
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 510134 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

    BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 8617
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DockCraftStrike

    DockCraftStrike
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 5143
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 22 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

    come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 8974
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Enchantments Applied: 91 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Runes Activated: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

    Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

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  • ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 128
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 8994
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Rune Stones Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

    But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

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  • TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

    TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 449
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Crops Grown: 3830 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

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  • SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

    SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 7184
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 90 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

    🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

    🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

    🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

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