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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 8467 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 433236 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Votes: | 3320 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 7829 |
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re eating vegetable soup left out overnight – covered, of course. Who needs food safety guidelines when you can live life on the edge with us?
We’ve got more surprises than finding a spongecake that’s been sitting on the counter for two weeks. And don’t worry about getting sick, our server is like a vegan spaghetti sauce in the fridge after two weeks – still perfectly fine to enjoy!
So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and take risks like never before, join us now! Just remember, if it’s not a little questionable, it’s not worth it.