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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 7699 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling?).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs (and the loot) that come with joining our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the absurdity for yourself. Just remember, on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best, but the fun is off the charts!