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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7084 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 1421 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!