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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8308 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!
Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!
Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!
So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!
