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Korean Incel Academy Minecraft SMP

Academy, based people, community support, gender relations, incel, incel community, ISOLATION, Korean, korean culture, Korean incels, korean society, learn from incels, Loneliness, male identity, Masculinity, mental health, mental health awareness, Minecraft, online communities, self improvement, smp, social dynamics, social outcasts, societal expectations, societal pressures, toxic masculinity

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	333	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Star Shards Collected:	218	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with normies? Look no further, because we are literally the most based people on Earth! Our server is like a wild party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the bartenders. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Plus, rumor has it that our owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a leather cap. So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and join the most epic crew around, come hang with us! Just be warned, our pet pig has a tendency to challenge newbies to dance battles.

CoastSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, PvP survival Lifesteal gamemode power victory challenge warrior build fight thrive pure survival experience evolving world fate changing server community gameplay adventure, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

CoastSMP – Rise with the Tides, Survive with Your Hearts Welcome to CoastSMP, a server where every heart counts and every moment could be your last! In our thrilling Lifesteal gamemode, survival isn’t just about endurance—it’s about seizing power. Steal hearts from your opponents and grow stronger with every victory, but beware—one wrong move and it could all slip away like the tide.

With the promise of a pure survival experience coming soon, CoastSMP is evolving. Whether you’re a PvP warrior or a survivalist at heart, you’ll find your place here. Build, fight, and thrive in a world that challenges you at every turn.

Join CoastSMP today—where the tides of fate are ever-changing!

play.coastsmp.net

Oshi no Ko Minecraft Server

akane, Anime, BETRAYAL, Character development, Drama, Emotional rollercoaster, family, FANTASY, friendship, high school, japanese manga, Love Triangle, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Oshi, Oshi no Ko, Revenge, romance, Server, Shoujo, Supernatural, webtoon

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, Akane won the lottery and decided to spend all her winnings on creating the most insane Minecraft server known to man.

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. As you explore, you come across a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Every hour on the server, a giant diamond block falls from the sky and whoever can mine it the fastest gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – they’re so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Akane won, and now it’s your turn to win big on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

FrostyFiasco – Minecraft SMP: Snowbreak Zone #536

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience like no other.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have special story chapters like “Sand of Secrets” that will blow your mind. Plus, we have boss challenges like “Canyon Gloom” and “Torrent of Fire” that will test your skills to the max. And don’t even get us started on our minigames like “Seven-Day Carnival” – it’s a non-stop party!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive banners featuring characters like Fritia – Turbo and Mauxir – Shadow Ka that will make you the envy of all your friends. And with codes to redeem for special rewards, you’ll be rolling in loot in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets along the way. See you in the game, gamers!

Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server

accomplishment, achievement, career advancement, celebrate success, Crafty, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, Happenings, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, professional development, proud moment, reaching goals, self improvement, Server, success, work ethic

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of wimpy servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Look no further, because on our server, hard work actually pays off!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But beware, for it is guarded by a horde of zombie chickens with laser eyes!

If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built boss battles, including a giant creeper that farts TNT and a spider queen that shoots poisonous rainbow webs. Defeat them and claim their loot, which includes enchanted armor made from unicorn tears.

But the real challenge lies in our hardcore survival mode, where death is permanent and the mobs are extra ruthless. Only the strongest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that hard work really does pay off… in diamonds, enchanted gear, and epic bragging rights!

Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magic Items Found:	5691
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ores Mined:	629	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

China, Competition, economic growth, economic powerhouse, emerging markets, foreign policy, Future, Geopolitics, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, power shift, Server, strategic alliances, SUPERPOWER, Technology, trade war, US, world dominance

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Farms Harvested:	579	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Falling into the Void:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Alien Abductions:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

+18, did I do good, Good, long tail tags, Minecraft, r9k, smp, yes

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	37	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

kot, Kot thread, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Potions Brewed:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!