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PointlessCraft Minecraft Server

“Youth, cherishing relationships, close friend, Contentment, feeling unlovable, Happiness, Loneliness, loneliness cycle, loved one, Mediocrity, mindset, Minecraft, overcoming negativity, personal growth, PointlessCraft, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, sibling, treating others well

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Animals Bred:	93
Void Gems Collected:	40	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the mundane and embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your boring microwave meals and lack of close friends.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unlovable or boring because everyone is welcome, no matter how weird or wacky you may be. We’ve got a community of players who are just as quirky and fun-loving as you, ready to embark on outrageous quests and build insane creations together.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner goofball shine! Who knows, you might just find the close friend, sibling, or loved one you’ve been searching for in the most unexpected of places – like a blocky world filled with endless possibilities. Don’t be good, don’t be terrible, just be yourself and have a blast!

Bitcorns Minecraft Server: Where mining meets farming!

Bitcorns, Farming, meets, Minecraft, Mining, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than Bitcorns! Join us for a virtual adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your trusty steed.

But that’s not all – on Bitcorns, we have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the most epic dance parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a broomstick like a witch!

So why wait? Join Bitcorns today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Forever YoungCraft

aging, Aging population, appreciating life, embracing the unknown, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of aging, fear of death, fear of dying, future uncertainty, life and death, life expectancy, living fully, living in the moment, living with purpose, mortality, mortality acceptance, mortality awareness, mortality realization, mortality reflection, YoungCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

join our minecraft server and u will never die tomorrow, next week, next month or next year! we have magical potions that make u immortal in the game, so u can play forever and ever and ever.

also, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of minecraft land. imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a dragon while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. we have regular dance parties in the virtual town square and weekly costume contests where the winner gets a pet panda to ride around on.

so come join us and never worry about growing old or dying, because on our server, you’ll be young and immortal forever.

Crafty Gunsmiths Minecraft Server

1990s, action, Anime, Bounty Hunters, Car Chases, Chicago, Crafty, crime, detective, explosive action, Fast-paced, Female Protagonists, Guns, gunsmith cats, Gunsmiths, japanese animation, Kenichi Sonoda, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, romance, seinen, Server, Thriller

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magic Items Found:	5946	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the romance on this Minecraft server! It’s like a virtual love triangle drama with players fighting over who gets to build a heart-shaped house together. We’ve had players propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and even had a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks. It’s like The Bachelor meets Minecraft, you won’t want to miss out on all the lovey-dovey drama! So come join us and find your pixelated soulmate today!

Survival Showdown Minecraft Server

battle, choose, Competition, decision, Defeat, Dilemma, Fight, FINAL, last man standing, Loser, Minecraft, Only One, option, selection, Server, showdown, showdown of the century, Survival, SURVIVE, ultimate showdown, Victory, winner

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Buildings Constructed:	41	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	6997
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the strongest survive! Are you ready to battle it out with other players for dominance? Choose your weapon wisely, whether it’s a diamond sword or a rubber chicken (yes, we have those too).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that a powerful dragon guards the loot, so gather your friends and prepare for an epic quest to claim the riches.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate survivor. Just remember, only one can survive. Which one do you choose?

AuntieCraft: No Thanks!

aunt, AuntieCraft, aunts, baby, campus, Classes, college, Commute, decision, doubt, family, girl, Help, Living, Mother, Moving, Schedule, selfish, Semester, Support, work

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your family for not wanting to move in with your aunt and help take care of her kids? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that drama and build your own virtual family!

Join us and create your own virtual aunt who will never ask you to move in and disrupt your college life. Help her take care of her virtual baby girl and older kids in between mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

Don’t let your real-life family make you doubt yourself – on our server, you’re the hero of your own story. Plus, the daily commute to and from our server is a breeze, no traffic jams or schedule mess-ups here!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all that family drama behind. Who needs real-life aunts when you can have a virtual one who respects your boundaries and lets you live your best blocky life?

CraftyCook Minecraft Server

CEREAL, comfort food, convenient, Cook, CraftyCook, Delivery, Dinner, EASY, exhausted, Food, frozen pizza, go-to meal, instant noodles, Lazy, leftovers, microwaveable, Minecraft, pantry meal, Quick, redditors, Server, takeout, tired

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	9883	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	212
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Hey gamers, are you tired of cooking IRL and just want to chill and play some Minecraft? Join our server where the only thing you have to worry about is what block to place next! Our community is full of players who have mastered the art of surviving on virtual food alone. We have a secret recipe for a virtual feast that will leave you full and satisfied without lifting a finger. So come join us and let’s feast like kings in the world of blocks and pixels!

OligarchCraft: $11B Dividends

11B, assets, billionaires, Business, corporate profits, dividends, earnings, Economy, finance, Financial Success, high income, Investments, MONEY, OligarchCraft, oligarchy, PROFITS, russia, Russian oligarchs, shares, stock market, wealth, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of russian dudes, like, billionaires and stuff, made, like, a gazillion dollars in, like, dividends in just over a year. that’s, like, so much money, man. you gotta join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we got russian oligarchs playing with us, and they’re, like, building diamond castles and stuff. it’s, like, crazy, man. you wanna be part of this insane wealth and luxury, right? come join us and be a part of the oligarch gang. we promise you won’t regret it.

HealCraft: No Pain, All Gain

adaptation, biology, Body, Evolution, evolutionary advantage, gain, genetic traits, HealCraft, Healing Process, health, human body, immune system, medical science, natural abilities, Pain, physical health, Regeneration, resilience, Self Healing, self-care, self-repairing capabilities, Survival, wellness

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2082
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

join dis cray cray minecraft server if u want to experience da ultimate adrenaline rush! our world is filled with danger at every turn, from lava pits to creeper explosions to zombie hoardes. but don’t worry, cuz ur body has evolved to have SELF-HEALING ABILITIES! dat’s right, u can jump off a cliff and be back to full health in no time.

imagine da chaos and mayhem as u battle ur friends in epic pvp battles, only to heal up and do it all over again. u’ll be like a superhero with rapid healing powers, unstoppable and invincible.

so come join us on dis server and experience da thrill of living life on da edge, where danger lurks around every corner but u always come out on top. plus, we have free cake on wednesdays. ain’t dat worth it?

NipahBrainBarrierFun

Animal Reservoirs, Blood-Brain Barrier, Brain Infection, DiSRuPtiON, Emerging Infectious Disease, encephalitis, Host Immune Response, Infectious Disease Research, Insights, neurological complications, neurological disorders, Neurotropism, Nipah Virus, Nipah Virus Neurotropism, NipahBrainBarrierFun, Outbreak Investigation, public health, Viral Entry Mechanisms, Viral Pathogenesis, zoonotic disease

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got the most insane adventures eva. like, you can explore the nether and find a secret portal to a dimension full of dancing llamas and flying pigs. and get this, the zombies are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of trying to eat your brains.

oh, and did i mention we have a mini-game where you have to battle a giant chicken with laser eyes? yeah, it’s wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

but the best part is our exclusive event where all the mobs in the game break out into a dance party. creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

so come join us on this server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.